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@TesCalendar1 It's also gay af

My Ford Lightning beats this on literally every single metric, including purchase price.

@BlueDisruptor You bought an ugly piece of shit so all your neighbors will know you're a faggot? Get a real car.

I did a thing.

@Jones1 drive that ugly piece of shit directly into the ocean

Wash Or Ride? Well I guess I’m not supposed to wash it for 24hrs after Lip or Spoiler install.

@JEHazel75 @chattybird0306 I believe you meant to type "gayer"? There is nothing cool about the ugliest piece of shit ever put on the road.

Objects in mirror are cooler than they appear. @chattybird0306

@Jones1 @evbase still gay af

EV Base Lip. Still No ASS.

@GladYuengling Pickles are gross. They belong in the trash can and nowhere else.

Pineapple on pizza is so last year. Pickles on pizza is the new hot argument.

@Brand0n only if you enjoy ugly faggotry

Red Model S + Superchargers at night = perfect combo

@NevrEnoughX overpriced by 67K

Is this a good deal for a 2023 Tesla Model X 7,800 Miles with Full Self-Driving FSD included for $67k?

@KobraToldya if you're going for the "gay faggot" look

The look is almost complete

@kylaschwaberow If you're that bad of a driver that you can't see a head on collision coming right at you, you should have your license revoked - pay attention while driving

FSD might have just saved me from a head on collision. My Tesla was taking evasive action before I even saw the danger.

@MissJilianne Elon is fine, I want you to drive that ugly piece of shit into the ocean because it's ugly

I’m charging and the Elon protesters yelled at me “sell your Tesla”. I’m not exactly sure who they want me to sell it to.

@tyson_jominy Don't be a faggot, nobody wants that

Didn’t rule out a 9E-leven

@springinthebat @cybertruck @wholemars @SawyerMerritt gay af, two of the ugliest vehicles on the road

The future just passed the future. Cybercab x Cybertruck ⚡️@cybertruck @wholemars @SawyerMerritt

@TeslaWorldsEv You're a fag, get a real car

First time trying FSD 14.3.4 — it just parked itself perfectly. Mind blown. First Impression Of new Tesla Full self Drive (FSD) Update 14.3.4 Autonomous parking! Way Smoother, Needs Full Rollout Immediately. Less jerky and, less Indecisive

@BoredElonMusk $1, socialists and commies want you broke and dependent on the govt handouts.

Quick question. What is the absolute richest I can be in America without anyone lecturing me about having too much?

@NativeTexan_17 @USAA God damn, I don't even pay 1000 a year!! I think I pay about 70 per month.

Yall… USAA has lost their fucking minds. Look at this insurance quote I got for two vehicles for my sons and I. Of course having two teenage drivers bumps it up but yall…. @USAA y’all have lost your fucking minds. I have had zero wrecks. I had one ticket when I was 32 years which wasn’t anything crazy. My one son still has his permit and my older son has one speeding ticket that he went to whatever drivers course was but it was five miles over. Maybe it’s BECAUSE YALL SUCK AND HATE MILITARY … ….anyway.

@SilentSt0rmX Got myself a 98 BMW for the same reason, good cars still out there, get 'em while you can!

Everyone’s trying to upgrade and get newer cars, meanwhile I keep my eye out for the right opportunity to trade down for something even older. I don’t want computers and stuff that’s nearly impossible to fix. I will gladly trade my 2018 for something from the 80s or 90s if the right one comes up…

@2Hugh2Mungus Why would anyone want something that looks like the ugliest piece of shit on the road?

If you want something that looks like a cybertruck but you’re really cool and not a nazi asshole, get a gen 2 ctsv coupe

@nikicaga Have you found a candidate that is hot yet? Tell me you're not talking about fat, wall-battered, retard AOC..... lol.

Is America ready for a hot president

@Emilio2763 faggots, niggers and communists

Walking Around the Mall in 1992… Tell Me What You Don’t See Destroying the Experience…