Lauren Quick

@ewilks0301 Got back on this godforsaken platform for the first time in a year just to see this thx love u

The devil works hard, but @Barbie’s marketing team is INSANE Small visual thread of all their awesome work as of late:

Me: Organizes & works bake sales to raise $ for nonprofits, loves getting to meet everyone who comes to buy goodies Also me: Doesn’t respond to any texts for 24–48 hours after, sleeps 11 hours that night

I’ve watched Beef twice through already, & I’m pretty sure we’re gonna make it three

*bisexual gasp*

@meowing_at_u The way I’m gonna do this with gougères immediately

@realmsofmen666 Okay wait is this why I’m not sleeping

I never sleep the 3 nights/mornings surrounding a full moon.

“Why don’t you want to live in Springfield ever again?? 🤔”

@dog_rates Lucy & Clementine 💕

In honor of #NationalPuppyDay, please reply with a pic of your puppy (every dog is a puppy) ❤️

@realmsofmen666 You’re welcome for drawing your attention to this

There's an episode of Nicole Byer's podcast in which Crystal Methyd talks about how good of a bf I was.

Me: Okay don’t pile on about how bad they are Also me, a person who never forgets:

Andrew and I both got cookbooks for Christmas (me: The Perfect Loaf, him: Falastin). 🙏🏻 Bliss! Everybody come eat at our house!!

me trying to act like I’m not leaving the house so my dog doesn’t get sad

@ewilks0301 That’s his. Give it back.

Scorpio, Capricorn & Aquarius placements:

This resulted in completing all my orders by 7 a.m. even though no one is picking up until 4 🫠

My body really said, We’re gonna wake up at 2:30 a.m. & not go back to sleep as if you were going for a holiday-week pastry shift even though I no longer have to DOOOOO THAAAAT whyyyyy

Here's the most awkward custom search function I've ever created: everyone you follow, who's also paid Elon $8 for a dodgy tick The Search Of Shame twitter.com/search?q=filte…