Magpie Kit

@FunnyJim1965 @piersmorgan Give over captain crunch, keep celebrating Epstein island visitors

@piersmorgan That’s OK, we will protect you- just like we have time and time again. But you keep on bitching about Trump attacking Iran because they represent a threat to the world. Go ahead, keep bitching.

So not only has Iran brazenly lied about its ballistic missile range capacity, but this means it can probably hit the UK with them - and we have zero, I repeat ZERO, defence against these missiles. Very worrying.

@GavSAFC89 @lee1892Johnson 😂😂😂

@lee1892Johnson AI

Interesting #nufc

@MRodge99 Bet you’re having a good chuckle over this whilst you eat your pink icing sponge cake with FTM on it 😂

Their tifo tomoz is ‘SMB’ with two castles. Wor flags unable to create something original or good for the millionth time since they were envisioned

@Sam1879_ Seasons in league one?

Tell all the mags you know that they’ll never do 6 in a Row!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #SAFC

@chimaobi_saint People expected and wanted Newcastle to be torn by Barca and then act mad that it happened

🚨🎙️Ian Wright on premier league clubs: "I’m telling you, man, Premier League clubs are being dragged on the biggest stage. We keep hearing it’s the 'best league in the world,' the 'best product,' but you look at these results—Chelsea getting schooled 8-2 by PSG, Newcastle being torn apart at the Camp Nou—and it is a massive reality check. There is so much work to do. We’ve become arrogant, thinking the money and the pace of our league is enough, but these European giants are showing us what real technical discipline looks like. It’s embarrassing, man. It’s a total schooling."

@MattyDix1 Don’t ever let them tell you they don’t care etc 😎

give em all injections and make them play. they can miss every game after this one that’s fine 👍

@EthanOsafc You can’t mock us for being knocked out of a competition you’ve never qualified for in your history 😂

@Liamlfc909 @footballontnt Wish we could act entitled and ignorant like your fans

@footballontnt I had a bit of a soft spot for Newcastle and was quite pleased they won the cup, but after the way they and their supporters behaved last summer I couldn’t give less a fuck about them now. A classic example of a small club who think they are something they are not.

"They're my number two team in the Premier League" Steven Gerrard reveals his second favourite side in England 👀

@elonmusk But you’ve got empathy for Trump?

Have empathy for the victims, not those who inflict pain on others

@Champ20n5 @Scott_Pert Get your haircut mate it’s not funny any more

@MagpieKit @Scott_Pert I wasn’t. I’m leaving Saudi arse licking to you, the Berties and any wannabe ‘United fan’ on here who’s head need wobbling. I think you’ll find the latter are in the minority & akin to the online melt mob but by all means, cling to anything you think is a valid argument.

Meanwhile in Benidorm, Geordies fail to deal with the Barcelona 7-1 defeat of Newcastle very well…. Is anyone surprised?

@Champ20n5 @Scott_Pert Maybe stop jumping on every Newcastle post and thinking about us 24/7 then?

@MagpieKit @Scott_Pert Ive walked the Earth circa 50 years. You’ve never been a rival Capish ?! Never mind digesting, you’ve clearly got indigestion - you’re failing to grasp some very basic principles. On that note - Ha’Way with you

@Bazro10 I’ve zero trust in our recruitment team and the team that negotiates deals to successfully reinvest they money

Tino - £65-75m Tonali - £80-90m Barnes - £35-40m Pope - £5-10m Osula - £25-35m 🤔 Trippier/Ramsdale - Released Total - £210-250m income - That + whatever we already have, we could easily build Hoeneß or Farioli squad capable of challenging the top 4 next season & beyond

@chodestarr69 @RoworthJack Stalking Eddie Hearn and David Coote

@RoworthJack Anyone know what he was arrested for?

I want to let people know that I was recently arrested and am currently on police bail while an investigation is ongoing. This is only to explain why I won’t be publishing or active for a while. I won’t be commenting further at this time.

@Champ20n5 @Scott_Pert Where did I say we’re a rival? I’ve asked you to stop trying to making it happen, that would imply that we’re not? Digesting information not your strength, eh? 😂

@MagpieKit @Scott_Pert I call it showing you that these feeble attempts of yours are pointless in somehow making out that a) you’re a rival b) do not come remotely close to being mentioned in the same breath. And that’s notwithstanding our lean period since Sir Alex. I’m settled in now. Next ? 😉

@Champ20n5 @Scott_Pert Why was you twerking for the Saudis to buy him in the summer then?

@MagpieKit @Scott_Pert Bruno Fernandes has numbers outnumbering your season tkt wait list. He’s been doing that for years. If you’re basing a few wannabes on social media as twerking for Saudi ownership then you really are scraping. The best you offer is copying my comebacks. You’re rubbish at this

@Champ20n5 @Scott_Pert You’re fan base was twerking for Saudi ownership a few years ago, don’t take the morale high ground because it didn’t happen 😂 you were begging for 100m from Saudi for Fernandes in the summer and now he’s best in the world? Fickle. Thick. Obsessed.

@MagpieKit @Scott_Pert Wrt the Bertie’s, since yiu mention them, you and they have this love in now wrt Middle Eastern ownership. How lovely. Why don’t you get a City fan to pop along & help you out here? I’m more than happy to entertain it 😉

@Champ20n5 @Scott_Pert Why you all still crying over two weeks after a win and poking at any opportunity? What do you call that?

@MagpieKit @Scott_Pert Not content with answering like a 5 YO about strangers you’ve now decided to take my line about rivalries by saying we’ve forced it on you. On what planet is Geordie United a rival of the real United ?! It isn’t. What’s hard to comprehend? That’s not a trick question btw

@Champ20n5 @Scott_Pert Based on what, your fans forcing a rivalry and you being ignorant to it? Why don’t you do some posts about a bigger club in your own city?

@MagpieKit @Scott_Pert No I’m saying you’re pig thick

@Champ20n5 @Scott_Pert Are you saying you let your kids talk to strangers? Weird bloke.

@MagpieKit @Scott_Pert This thread started with a demo of ignorance likened to a Geordie night out. That response confirms said ignorance. Congratulations 👍

@Champ20n5 @Scott_Pert Do you teach your kids to trust strangers? Stop forcing it lad we’re not interested.

@MagpieKit @Scott_Pert You should trust me cos that’s the most accurate thing you’ll read on here wrt your powder puff fanbase.