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@NUFCLC @The__Farmster I think many would’ve preferred Emery at the time, but regardless of what fans thought then, after and now looking back, it doesn’t change that Emery didn’t have the nuts to take over a club in a relegation battle.

That Emery/Howe debate our fans were trying to push has sharp been put in its box this season mind hasn’t it? Spent £37m, finished 4th and won the Europa. His midfield cost less than Elanga alone. We spent £250m, are 11th, and get called “militant” for questioning it😂 #NUFC

@TheatreSpoonie @MagicPuddingDi Name one pub in you went to buddy

@MagicPuddingDi Wow you seem aggressive. I've spent the past weekend in the Peak District. It was near impossible to find salads even in cafes. But okay buddy. Also, interesting you bring up supermarkets when I was referring to how hard it is to find salads when eating out... 👍

It's easier to find a salad in the US than it is in the UK... I wish I was joking but salads are standard in most US restaurants including McDonald's. In the UK it's rare to find a salad of any kind in a pub or restaurant.

@Nigel_Farage Check your purchase order history, more than certainly planted him.

I’d like to buy this man a pint. Does anyone know how I can find him?

@Lammiblaq Roy Keane did enough for that club during his contracted period, he doesn’t owe you any loyalty after that, especially the way he was treated at the end.

You have United legends there bashing united every week and celebrating another club’s title. Two fools.

@Pooliemags1Ttv Usually I’d say the people that listen to the rage baiters are worse, but in this case, he isn’t even rage baiting. He’s just thick and has terrible ball knowledge.

Just doesn’t get it does he… Dunno what’s worse this or the people that think he talks sense 😂😂 Certain accounts will latch onto anything negative about Howe because they want to be proven right yet they tell people who back Howe they’re the problem and that it’s “HoweFC” for wanting your team to win football matches My stance is I thought we could do with a change club wanted to stick with him and that’s fine I’ll back it and he will continue to get my support but let’s be honest he’s gone if he doesn’t hit targets next season and that’s how it should be the goodwill credit he had is gone now it’s time to show us progression and I’m confident he will next season the big question is what happens when we get Europe again but that’s a topic for another day #nufc

@S_McCormick95 Cash + player deals aren’t realistic in PSR.

Opinion: Bayern Munich want Anthony Gordon but are some way off #NUFC's price. Newcastle need a goalkeeper. In Alexander Nubel, Bayern have a quality option who needs a new home. Feels a no-brainer to explore a cash-plus-player deal that suits all parties chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football…

@LukeTheNuke180 Looks like your best man at your Dads wedding, congrats (to both of you)!

what an honour🙏🏼 an amazing day and a very proud moment for me and my family. not that long ago I was playing in the academy and local pub leagues so to now have an mbe is crazy. wouldn’t be here without all the support of my family, sponsors and all of you so thank you it means a lot❤️

@WestHam_Central Come on you hammers!

TOTTENHAM LOSE AT CHELSEA AND INEVITABLE DOOM AND GLOOM TURNS INTO IT GOING DOWN TO THE FINAL DAY, WITH WEST HAM FACING AN INJURY HIT LEEDS AND SPURS SUCK AT HOME DAVID WILLIAM MOYES, YOU MAGNIFICENT BEING, WE ARE BEGGING YOU SAVE US A THIRD TIME

@Everton Turn up like you did vs Newcastle last game of last season. It’s ever present vs ever present. Make them lose the title.

On to the last game of the season. 🔵 #TOTEVE

@the_satellite23 Your bread stays in date for 2 weeks?

Loaf of bread = $5 Peanut butter = $4 Jelly = $4 18 pack of chips = $12 Bag of apples = $5 Total = $30 And you'll have lunch for an entire week or two. $2-4 average per day. Inflation isn't the problem. Your spending habits are.

@aj5cfc @footballcritix How does he shower on match days?

@footballcritix Bollox he was scared of showering infront of them cause he’s got a tiny cock 🤣

Frank Lampard: "Chelsea'de her antrenmandan sonra herkes duşa giderken ben sahada kalıp 100 tane serbest vuruş atardım. Bir gün John Terry yanıma gelip 'Neden hala buradasın?' dedi. Ona sadece 'Çünkü maçın 90. dakikasında o topu barajın üzerinden aşırmam gerektiğinde şansa güvenmek istemiyorum' dedim. Yetenek sizi kapıdan içeri sokar ama o fazladan 100 vuruş sizi orada tutar."

@AdamJoseph Whereas you’ve never been to a game to walk out of it and act like you’re a super fan

Noel Gallagher is bailing on City when the going gets tough.. again. Your most famous supporter is the best representation of who you are. Pathetic club with a pathetic fanbase.

@CryptoTice_ “Oil crashes”. Trump made the price go up 🤣 you’re congratulating him for mopping up the drink he spilled like he’s 5 years old.

BREAKING: Trump just told you exactly what happens when this war ends. "The stock market will go through the roof." "Inflation will go way down." > Hormuz reopens. Oil crashes. > Oil crashes. Inflation drops. > Inflation drops. Rate cuts accelerate. > Rate cuts accelerate. Liquidity floods markets. > Liquidity floods markets. Everything pumps. Trump has been playing chess this entire time. Close Hormuz. Break Iran. Open Hormuz. Collect the reward. The war is 70-75% complete. The finish line is closer than anyone realizes. When it ends. Everything reprices at once. Stocks. Crypto. Risk assets. All of it. Through the roof.

@sunlunwilll Not even sure what the wind up is here

Wav got minority stakes up fa sale!!! Wa tha richest club in tha world!!!!

@AdamJoseph Don’t cry

Do not support The Overlap or anything to do with Gary Neville or Roy Keane. Remember their priorities. I can't think of a more jarring transformation from what they were as players to who they are as people. Keane is so bitter & twisted by his club experience it defines who he is now. Neville is nothing but a corporate shill. They are both a disgrace. For their influence on fans who cannot think for themselves & turn to them for their opinions, to the way they treat the players who are now in the position they used to be in themselves. Both have forgotten where they've come from & become pundits who they'd have once loathed.

@ConnorRC10 We paid over 40 for him, he’s not going for 50

🚨GiveMeSport reporting - Arsenal and Newcastle have held talks over a deal for Newcastle right back Tino Livremento. It is believed positive talks have taken place in the last week between the 2 clubs over a £50m deal. Livremento is convinced he is joining Arsenal this summer. #NUFC If true, is £50m a fair deal for the England international?

@TheNoiseYoutube @The__Farmster Wow mate you’re so cool well done

The AMOUNT of people who tried to tell me Eddie is better than Maresca 🤯 I went on for weeks about him being my ideal replacement Might have been unrealistic because he was lined up for city which was fair but that's not what people said They said Eddie is better 🤯 #nufc

@NE5Seadog @PIF_en When did we sack our amateur directors and stop them interfering?

If @PIF_en are serious about #nufc they will go and offer the job to Pep tomorrow. Tell him its his job, he can manage his own team without amateur directors interference, and best of all they will take on the anti competition laws.

@WestHam Is that his dad

We are delighted to announce that Academy forward Majid Balogun has signed his first professional contract with the Club ⚒️ Congratulations, Majid!

@NUFCBlogcouk Why is Stephen Mulhern there?

⚫️⚪️ Paul Dummett & Sean Longstaff were out for Kieran Trippier’s leaving party last night. 🍾 Malick Thiaw, Mark Gillespie and Harvey Barnes also pictured, with music from James Bay. He’ll be a big miss! 🥹 #NUFC