Matt Clinton

@HighwaysWMIDS Are Rolls Royce drivers not entitled to ignore road signs then?

Dangerous driving puts our road workers at risk. In this clip a black SUV enters our work site, before turning around & driving in the wrong direction. We want everyone who works with us & everyone who travels on our roads to get #HomeSafeAndWell. Slow down & follow the signs.

Super shots of this little guy, always great to see them when I'm out and about.

@100Climbs @davearthur Curmudgeon

@davearthur imagine how light it would be if it had proper brakes. Apart from them is looks awesome.

Factor's brand new O2 VAM has launched which weighs in at just 6.3kg with a SRAM Red AXS build. But can it help me clinch a KOM? youtu.be/7j4jMpvdQYc

@mandy_riddler @KlavsHenriksen @BobFromAccounts Cars do not pay anything, their drivers pay vehicle excise duty, which is NOT road tax. Happy to have explained.

@KlavsHenriksen @MattyClinton @BobFromAccounts They still have to pay it to legally drive on public roads. Why are you being so pedantic over a commonly used term? Don't know why I'm even bothering to reply tbh 🙄

Forced to travel in line of traffic at 8mph due to obstruction caused by drivers ahead in cars with seating 2 abreast. The law should be changed to force drivers to move to the left when cyclists are behind 😁

@mandy_riddler @KlavsHenriksen @BobFromAccounts

@MattyClinton @KlavsHenriksen @BobFromAccounts What you mean? I agree with your tweet? 🤷‍♂️ Cars pay road tax. And " road tax" is a colloquial term meaning the annual fee we pay to drive our cars 🤷‍♂️ The troll above knows this too but as he's a troll, he has to keep up his , well, trolling! 😄😄😄

@mandy_riddler @KlavsHenriksen @BobFromAccounts You've not explained anything 🤔

@KlavsHenriksen @MattyClinton @BobFromAccounts I've explained in way that anyone with an IQ over 50 can understand. Don't worry if it's over your head darling 😘

@markandcharlie @adamtranter Using his TV voice was he?

@100Climbs You're going to have to be up at 4am, so what's the point of even going to sleep?

Stop panicking and solve the problem. We have somewhere to sleep.

@markandcharlie @adamtranter 'lovely'!?

@100Climbs Pop to decathlon and buy a tent

So. I won’t be at the Etape after all. My hotel does not exist. 9 hours in the car. 15000 riders turning up. No hotel. Never mind.

@SadhbhOS When a Tarmac meets the Tarmac

A bit of stickyback plastic will sort that out 😬 📸 Getty

@DanJones34 There's one for sale on auto trader, same colour too.

@tomstaniford @100Climbs Or just get my bike out?

@MattyClinton @100Climbs Hill Climbs are noble suffering. Running is deviant sadism probably needing you on a register somewhere.

Today we've been able to look at new mortgage deals. The best one is 51% increase on what we're currently paying. What insanity is this?

@tomstaniford @100Climbs I likened running to hill climbs. It hurts too much.

@MattyClinton @100Climbs You need to have a quiet word with yourself, my lad. Spot of self-reflection. Maybe some sort of turbo penitence.

@tomstaniford @100Climbs Perhaps that's what's caused all the problems?

@100Climbs @MattyClinton You don’t combat utter shite insanity with the utter shite insanity of going for a run. Don’t encourage him to be a runnist.

@tomstaniford It's increased by over £100/m in the last week alone. 😭

@MattyClinton 😳

Tried running again. 5km to play it safe, calves are like bricks. Still probably won't be able to walk tomorrow. I think running shoes might be a good idea!

@Trafficwmp @BrumPolice It's "fort-y" down there for a reason.

We saw this BMW speeding at over 100mph on Fort Parkway last night. The driver already had a S.59 warning so the car was seized and he’s been prosecuted for an array of offences. Slow down! Speed kills! #RoadSafety @BrumPolice

@metltek @cybergibbons You're late to the party.

Why do these slow moving vehicles not pull over to let the faster moving vehicles past?