Andrew Granola

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Andrew Granola

@MourningCake

Rob Delaney tweet curator and harasser. Movie Theater Resident. Urbanist. Iowan.

Se unió Mart 2015

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Andrew Granola@MourningCake·13 May

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rob delaney@robdelaney

Always have a fake name at the ready so you don't tell the cops something stupid, like "Andrew Granola."

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Andrew Granola@MourningCake·21 May

My wife when I show her a #meme

Los Angeles Dodgers@Dodgers

Reppin’ LA.

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۟@filmfae·19h

*extremely loud incorrect buzzer*

fab@nolantenct

what's the hottest De Niro role and why is it Heat

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K A C E Y@KaceyMusgraves·15h

Hey Mick if you zoom way into the videos you can also see a really clear angle of Bigfoot riding your mom

Mick West@MickWest

The @KaceyMusgraves UFO sighting video has been identified by @flarkey as being 100% consistent with Starlink horizon flares. Her plane was in the flare zone for the entire flight, and the flares appeared in the right position, moving and fading at the same speed as seen on the video. If she could share the exact time the video was recorded, then we could identify the exact satellites.

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Andrew Granola@MourningCake·18h

@KyleSkey I’m signing you to a max contract of STFU

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Kyle S@KyleSkey·18h

Hearing from sources all over the league that no one wants to deal with the negative press around CC

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Andrew Granola@MourningCake·18h

Los Angeles is nice but too many Dodgers fans here. City should really look into that

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Andrew Granola@MourningCake·21h

Cedar Falls and Northern Iowa alum 🙌 #DairyBird

Milwaukee Bucks@Bucks

Dairy Bird did that.

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Andrew Granola@MourningCake·1d

@KyleSkey x.com/siddhantadlakh…

Siddhant Adlakha@SiddhantAdlakha

The road to peepee is in full poopoo

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Annie Costabile@AnnieCostabile

The Chicago Sky and LA Sparks are in discussions re: a trade that would send Ariel Atkins to the Sparks for Rickea Jackson, multiple sources told me. While nothing is finalized, an announcement is expected Saturday.

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rob delaney@robdelaney·10 Nis

Why pay all that money & drive all the way to Coachella when I can get heatstroke & shit into a Happy Meal box in my garage?

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rob delaney@robdelaney·12 Nis

Coachella’s fine if you just want to hook up, but I met both my wives at the Gathering of the Juggalos.

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Andrew Granola@MourningCake·1d

@KyleSkey jo qesharake! shumë e dhimbshme

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Kyle S@KyleSkey·1d

@MourningCake Loser says what?

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Andrew Granola@MourningCake·1d

I’ve done some crazy shit to get Dua Lipa’s attention but…

kos_data@kos_data

🇺🇸🇦🇱 Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams is now officially Albanian. He has been granted citizenship and has received an Albanian passport by a special decree issued by the Albanian president.

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Andrew Granola@MourningCake·27 Eyl

.@DUALIPA something to think about

Pop Crave@PopCrave

Taylor Swift reportedly likes that Travis Kelce publicly pursued her. 🔗: buff.ly/3t90pre

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Andrew Granola@MourningCake·2 Eki

.@DUALIPA very cool. Not official merch though so please destroy