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@MarkCarney_Ego What a retard!!!!

Everyone knows I'm an elitest, but it's never been quite as obvious as it was today. Watch here as I "plant" a tree, with the base still in a plastic container. I have no idea how to plant anything, because I have staff to do that for me. I could not be more out of touch.

@accuweather They come to your door and ask if you know Jesus?!?

🦗 Millions of Mormon crickets have descended upon Ashton, Idaho, outside of Yellowstone, covering homes and creating a bug-infested nightmare for many residents.

@verge Sounds like defamation, hope the world’s first trillionaire doesn’t sue you?!?!!! Ohhhh nooooo 😲

The world’s first trillionaire is a killer theverge.com/tech/949259/th…

@PjMichael8 Was going to say isn’t all the food free at SpaceX??

$SPCX doing its thing, yet here I am debating over spending a dollar for a Twix bar from the SpaceX employee break room. Should I do it?

@BigImpactHumans Worth going to see it?!??

Disclosure Day

Abraham Lake

@ashleeeeean Yeah except for us guys it started when we were 5 years old haha

I’m not a car girl. Never have been. Played Forza 6 for 4 hours today. While driving home tonight, I spotted a 97’ Honda Civic Type R and immediately knew that it rips. Is this how it starts?

@KirkLubimov can tell he has never used a shovel before either! That is for the help to do!

Who plants a tree while they are still in their plastic container? A fake environmentalist. Mark Carney hasn't planted a single tree in his life.

Impressive meteor/fireball over Alabama a little before 10:30 tonight! Video from Evan Farmer in Athens

@CTVNationalNews About time!!!

Glebe school cancels Pride month drag queen storytime event ctvnews.ca/ottawa/article…

@GavinNewsom Why don’t u hop onto your high speed train and go complain to someone that cares?!? 🤷‍♂️

The White House was built to serve the American people. Tonight it was used to promote a company the President owns stock in, sell subscriptions, promote corporate sponsors, push Trump crypto, and enrich the President and his family. The founders warned us about kings enriching themselves from public office. They did not fight a revolution for this.

From a low key storm chase day in the Oklahoma panhandle. Love getting abandoned places and storms in the same spot 👌🏾 #okwx

@DrRitaDed Ya must be trolling!!!! hahaha

Elon Musk must be forced to hand over his $1 trillion. It should be given to policitans to redistribute. They are the only ones who can be trusted to spend it wisely. Spread the wealth ✊

@BuzzPatterson @RWMaloneMD @HillaryClinton Ohhhhh snap!!!

@HillaryClinton Ma’am, I was the Air Force Lt. Colonel who carried the nuclear football for your husband inside that “people’s house” you’re suddenly so precious about. I saw it all up close for two years. While Bill was getting blow jobs in the Oval Office from an intern and groping female Air Force enlisted crew on Air Force One, you and your staff treated the military with open disdain, like we were the help, not the men and women sworn to protect this nation. The disrespect for anything non-Clinton was palpable. You lecture about “respect for the institution” while your husband lost the nuclear codes and shrugged it off. And when you finally slinked out in 2001? You and your crew trashed the place—vandalism, theft, glue in drawers, obscene messages, stolen property, and filth left behind for the next administration. The GAO confirmed it. Classy exit from the “people’s house.” The White House belongs to the American people, not your grifting dynasty. They just elected a fighter who actually respects the military and the office. Keep ripping off poor kids in Haiti, selling your merch and clutching pearls. Sit down, bitch. The adults are back in charge.

BEWARE 7000 CAPE is going to start ascending people to heaven

Hahaha see you all back in Manitoba again

@BigImpactHumans @jessica_kirsh Who doesn’t like hard nips?!?? 🤷‍♂️ haha

@jessica_kirsh Keeping those nipples rock hard I see 😂

Red jelly fish sprites from last night! Glad I took the chance with such a small opening in the clouds. 📍Washington, MO

Dutch F-35 through the Sidewinder this week

@Erdayastronaut @Olivertree Yeah saw a few “news” reports on it, including a video but didn’t quite believe it was real!

RIP @Olivertree 😭 I’ve been a fan of Oliver Tree for years and this is the most shocking news 😕