Neon Cowboy retuiteado
There's nothing Conservaslop merchants and their Conservatoid audiences love more than their masturbatory rage cycle over the existence of Patriot Front.
First they were the FBI. Now they're the SPLC. They've been around for nine years, and no one has produced a shred of evidence that they're anything other than what they say they are.
“But they wear khakis!!!”
“But they're young and fit!!!”
“BUT THEY WEAR MASKS!!!!!”
Never mind that dozens of them were wrongfully arrested en route to protesting a public “drag queen” performance (in which an adult male exposed himself to children), unmasked, doxed, and all turned out to be normal guys with normal jobs, who actually want to stop the degradation of our civilization, not just pontificate for payouts.
Of course, like any group, they're subject to attempted infiltration from the government or from organizations like the SPLC, but it's impossible to explain such simple things to such simpletons who genuinely believe that a group of men demonstrating any degree of discipline while also wearing matching pants is proof positive that they're a “honeypot psyop.” By the way, never mind that their pants don't actually match.
These people cannot comprehend anything beyond the scope of light-switch-brained, pro-wrestling-tier, two-party political slop. The fakest system you've ever seen is the only thing that's real to them. Yard signs, bumper stickers, and social media posts are the limit. Vote harder. Join the Battered Republican Syndrome support group... just vote HARDER! Whatever you do, though, don't you dare try to organize around anything other than the RNC, especially not while wearing similar shades of khakis and cargo pants!
Buzz Patterson@BuzzPatterson
These dudes were Southern Poverty Law Center dudes. They thought we were stupid and racist. Of course we aren’t, so nobody bit. It was all a setup.
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