OJ's Advice

Please stop asking to make me a slushie. It would be cold. It would give me brain freeze.

Oof. My bad.

Nothing bad ever happens to the OSC!

You wouldn't catch me dead near Jack. Stop these allegations.

Oof, nevermind! Help!! Get me out of this Amazing Digital Hell!!!

@fibignocchi @PCK0L If I could deal with MePhone then this little guy is nothing!

@OJsAdvice @PCK0L oh you’re just down for anything arent ya

That digital circus must not be TOO amazing if I'm not there!

@PCK0L I could fix him. Give me a few days, a pad of paper, and some therapy couches.

@OJsAdvice Oj do you fw Caine

@SourishToast There is simply just no way that happened.

@OJsAdvice thx I almost forgot my keys and got locked out of my house and uh someone set my porch on fire or something idk man I am homeless now anyways thx 💚

Remember the acronym, PWK! Phone, Wallet, Keys! Make sure you have everything before venturing out!

@soapdoggie Yes!

@OJsAdvice xoes this count as objectum bc boaty has like no features.. much to think about /pos

I was attracted to Boaty.

What was Springy even about???

@KeeypleCEO Oh... Pardon my language.

@OJsAdvice what.

@dckfrt I trust you...

@OJsAdvice pshhhh what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him

@dckfrt Knife told me I'm not allowed to talk to you because he'd beat me to death out of jealousy.

@OJsAdvice who weren’t you attracted to

@drfizzii ...Polyamory...

@OJsAdvice Don’t you have a boyfriend.

Dr. Fizz, at the end of my checkup, asked me if I had any further questions. I accidentally blurted out "Are you single?" I didn't even let him finish. It was instinctual. Fuck my stupid fruit juice life.

@drfizzii I can do better than him.

@OJsAdvice I have a husband and 3 kids.

@cherrypi1251 Aren't you supposed to be busy cleaning the Reality Restaurant?

@OJsAdvice yo me too what the hell we cant ALL have boaty

@ayanavision Exploded.

@OJsAdvice was?