OJ's Advice

@CabbyFacts Everyone has a 9th crush on Paintbrush. That one isn't news to me.

@OJsAdvice He has 10 crushes, 8 of them are Test Tube. The 9th one is Paintbrush, and for the last one he just spins a wheel every morning to decide.

I had no idea Fan was crushing on both Test Tube AND Paintbrush. Maybe I'm a bad object.

@THEBIGGESTTFAN Some damn fine advice if I do say so myself. And I did say it.

@OJsAdvice What-What kind of advice is that?!

"Yeah dude I am making Inanimate Island better as we speak"

@THEBIGGESTTFAN Please do not ever be yourself.

@OJsAdvice OJ, I need advice on how you got a partner. Please.

@tealovingtaco @CabbyFacts Womp womp

@OJsAdvice @CabbyFacts And also, for your information, I am not 'alone' as your reply implies. I have more friends than you probably ever will; because you revolve around Paper/the hotel and everyone and everything else is an afterthought.

@tealovingtaco @CabbyFacts I technically got my own song before you. You're a follower. You tried to be a leader with Mic and where did that get you? A dead 'friend' that you knew for not even a full handful of days...? Whereas I have a lovely husband. Interesting how that works!

@OJsAdvice @CabbyFacts Remember when YOU were actually contributing to the plot? Probably not. You have not since the finale of Season One.

@tealovingtaco @CabbyFacts Remember when you were actually contributing to the plot?

@OJsAdvice @CabbyFacts It seems OJ is now actually doing something for the betterment of the people of Inanimate Island. I am in shock.

@CabbyFacts Yes ma'am! 🫡

@OJsAdvice Yes absolutely

@CabbyFacts Oh no. Do you want to exile him for 24 hours like we did last time he created a culinary catastrophe?

@OJsAdvice Sorry today Silver Spoon gave me a cake made with itching powder instead of flour and I've been taking it out on you

@FanFantastcBlog Let's address you and MePhone.

@OJsAdvice youtu.be/scwqoN66DU0?si… let’s address how bad of a host you were

The O stands for Omega because I am the pinnacle of perfection!

@praisetheph0ne Greed is a sin. Have some virtue in stewardship, Cammy.

@OJsAdvice 5 bucks

Es kann so nicht weitergehen.

Alright

@CabbyFacts Thaaat's me!

@OJsAdvice OJ.

When was the last time Test Tube texted you back?

@PCK0L Why do you say that like being over 40 would be a bad thing? Not that I am. But that's not a bad thing. Even though I'm not that old. But it's not a bad thing.

@OJsAdvice Nobody with a mind below the age of 40 says "likey" in 2026

Suitcase made this for me and posted in the OSC group chat! You guys likey?

@PCK0L Why wouldn't I?

@OJsAdvice I can't tell if OJ actually would fucking say "You guys likey"