OJ's Advice
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OJ's Advice
@OJsAdvice
🧡 He/Him 🧡 🍊 Ex-Business Owner & 1/3 Heads of Organization of Sensible Careers. 🍊 🥇 Winner of Inanimate Insanity S1! 🥇 🕊️ Fly High, H.O. 🕊️
Inanimate Island Katılım Şubat 2026
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The Only Way To Stop Us From Killing Ourselves Is To Either Paypal Us 50 Dollars Or Let Me Rip Into Jack In A Way Which Is Akin To That Of A Dogtoy.
OJ's Advice@OJsAdvice
Paper is always inching closer to becoming the next one on life support and I don't know how to feel about it.
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Paper is always inching closer to becoming the next one on life support and I don't know how to feel about it.
Cabby@CabbyFacts
I know I shit on OJ a lot for not doing much in the OSC but that's mostly jokes. Suitcase on the other hand...
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@OJsAdvice sorry to break it to you but if test tube doesnt count neither do you buddy
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Aren't you forgetting someone?
qarper 🍉@thetacologues
my dissertation on conventionally attractive objects
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If anyobject is still feeling the anger, grief and denial of MePad's passing, you are always free to inquire about our therapy services.
Taco@tealovingtaco
@OJsAdvice And this is who is running our community? Where is the 'order' you seemingly lead us upon? Certainly not here.
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@OJsAdvice Your screams still echo down here, beneath the lake.
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Anyone else remember when MePhone slowly and viscerally ripped both of my arms off in front of everyone in season one of Inanimate Insanity? Did that ever air? My screams were harrowingly loud and bloodcurdling. No? Nobody?
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The internet has apparently seen me pregnant. With twins. On TikTok.
rosey@sodapackk
@OJsAdvice I saw u pregnant with twins on tiktok. Is this true?
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The OSC has come to an agreement with Corndon that if we part ways with half of you, then Meeple will leave us alone. You may all chat amongst yourselves to decide who shall leave...
We've also agreed that the first one to definitively be sacrificed is Silver Spoon. Discuss.
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@THEBIGGESTTFAN That's none of your business. And it wasn't about me.
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@OJsAdvice Wow, I didn't know you smoked!
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I still think about that cigarette.
Daily I.I.@dailyinanimate
The Inanimate Insanity Ship of the Day is: PaintJay (Paintbrush/OJ)!
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I didn't know rats were blue!
Lightbulb 👀💡@cookiebulb
@OJsAdvice I see mice OJ you need to clean up
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Happy Pride! ...but you all already know about my situation. Cheers!
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@OJsAdvice He's gonna put me in the cage again isn't he
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Oh so FOUR can be a real number but DERF isn't allowed to be? I might as well just kill myself.
Withered PRIDEbrush@sulfursmokesoot
OJ was arrested for tax fraud once after I convinced him that "four" wasn't a real number
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