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@OJsAdvice Hm.

@drfizzii ...Polyamory...

Dr. Fizz, at the end of my checkup, asked me if I had any further questions. I accidentally blurted out "Are you single?" I didn't even let him finish. It was instinctual. Fuck my stupid fruit juice life.

@OJsAdvice Don’t you have a boyfriend.

@drfizzii I can do better than him.

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I’m currently offering FREE medical advice here drfizzii.straw.page . You can’t get that in the US.

I’m a doctor, but if The Floor ever ends up getting Fan-ed I wouldn’t know what to do. That is a face on the ground. I wasn’t taught this in medical school. What are you. (he scares me)

Fan was found dead in Detroit

@ZoeCriticTrope I don’t know how to tell you this.

Medical Tip #08: Make sure to keep your first aid kits stocked and prepared for anything. You never know when someone’s gonna make a new season of Inanimate Insanity.

Fan Status Update Day 2: He’s not dead yet.

Medical Tip #07: Remember to thoroughly clean fruits and vegetables prior to consumption. This tip is specifically directed at Suitcase. That corn was gross.

Fan Status Update Day 1: He’s not dead yet.

@evillpaper Please avoid doing this to people. It could cause injury or even death (that’s bad).

I Need To Do This To People

@ZoeCriticTrope Why am I on this list. Where are you sourcing this data from

As one of the current caretakers of Fan while he’s in hospital, would you all be interested in updates on his condition? This would not be a HIPAA violation because I said so. (I am a doctor)

@ZoeCriticTrope Oh absolutely. For starters, I can’t believe that Box was DEAD! I mean, of course I knew that, it was obvious (these things are obvious to any real doctor). But the fact Mephone4 wanted me to play it off like she was ALIVE? (I knew that was a corpse, any doctor would). Pure evil.

Medical Tip #02: Learning proper CPR (Cardiopulmonary resuscitation) is something everyone can and should learn. It’s so easy even Mephone was able to figure it out. Albeit after like 4 months.

@OJsAdvice Really? Well in that case- as long as no one within the realm of malpractice lawsuits is listening- I officially diagnose you with Everything. The only cure is to drink Dr. Fizz. Trust me, it cures every ailment. (not sponsored)

@drfizzii Doctor you're so much more than that, I guarantee.

I think I'm schizoaffective.

Medical Tip #06: If it can be avoided, don’t light your friends on fire.

@OJsAdvice Where did you get this data from please cite your sources

Tierlist of the best kissers on the island in MY experience. In no specific order, other than alphabetical.