Patrick Smith

Someone pls help me!!!!!! Trump: “I can't think of anybody in history that should get the Nobel Prize more than me. I don't want to be bragging, but nobody else settled wars.”

CONGRATULATIONS TO DONALD TRUMP ON STOPPING 85 WORLD WARS, 27 CIVIL WARS, AND 9 TUG-OF-WARS. I'M HONORED TO NOMINATE DONALD FOR HIS SECOND "HAPPY MEAL PEACE PRIZE FROM FIFA", AND WHOEVER ELSE WANTS TO GIVE DONALD THEIR PEACE PRIZE SO HE DOESN'T CARPET BOMB YOUR COUNTRY. --GCN

What a fucking embarrassment. American troops are being sent into harm’s way in Iran and this fucking idiot is doing his double jerkoff dance while waving a sword, like a drunk uncle at a wedding. This is who has the nuclear codes. America is a parody.

Trump says he is taking a few questions. “You can ask me anything you want. You can talk sex or whatever the Hell you want.” This embarrassment has no business in the White House! Do you agree? ✋

Trump at a press conference today: “I’m going to take a few questions. You can ask me anything you want. You can talk sex.” Day 27 of the Iran war. Israel just struck Iranian nuclear facilities. Iran is demanding sovereignty over the Strait as a peace condition. The Philippines has 40 days of oil left. April 6th power plant strike deadline approaching. Thousands dead across the region. “You can talk sex.” This is the President of the United States.

🚨JUST NOW: Thousands are dead and a delusional Trump JOKES about renaming the Straight of Hormuz, “The Straight of Trump.” It’s been closed a MONTH; global shipping is paralyzed; it’s lined with land mines; and is now an international DISASTER. Is he out of his mind?

BREAKING: At his cabinet meeting, Trump just bragged about how hard the mathematical equations of his cognitive test that he passed were. FACT: The hardest mathematical equation on such a test is referred to as the “Serial 7s” Test: You start at 100 and keep subtracting 7, out loud: 100 → 93 → 86 → 79 → 72 → 65 → 58 → This is literally what he’s bragging about. My seven-year-old could do this.

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Trump: I don't want a stupid person being president, you know, I'll say it right now. I'm the only president that ever took a cognitive test. I took it 3 times. It's actually a very hard test for a lot of people. It wasn't hard for me

I think it would benefit the United States if Trump could take a couple of hours off from seeking revenge

🤦🏻‍♂️ "Iran wanted to make me their Supreme leader but i refused and said no thanks" Does he actually expect people to believe this?

Trump is going completely off the rails. Now he's claiming Iran wants him to be its supreme leader. Iran offered me the chance to be their supreme leader, but I said I didn't want it - Trump.

BREAKING : "Iran wanted to make me their Supreme Leader, but I refused and said, 'No, thank you.'" - Donald Trump... View more

🚨 TRUMP: “Iran proposed making me Supreme Leader.” “I said no… they were insisting.” “They want a deal so badly—but they’re afraid to say it.” “Afraid of their own people. Afraid of the United States.” “We are winning so big.” You really can’t make this up.

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BREAKING : Trump is exposed again 🍿 Trump at 2:15 PM 🇺🇸: Saudi Prince MBS is encouraging us to do a lot of thing with Iran. He is with us in the fight Saudi at 2:20 PM 🇸🇦: "Our leadership isn't encouraging Trump to prolong war against Iran" 😂 Honesty : 00%, Lies : 100% 😭

BREAKING: Back in March Trump claimed that the US blew up a "drug trafficking training camp," in Ecuador and released this video of the attack. Today we just found out, thanks to the New York Times, that it was actually a dairy farm. The US Government stated at the time: "At the request of Ecuador, the Department of War executed targeted action to advance our shared objective of dismantling narco-terrorist networks. This operation demonstrates the power of coordinated action and sends a clear message: narco-terrorist networks will not find refuge in our hemisphere." I am so f-cking embarrassed to be an American right now.

Taylor: The day that I decided to quit that administration was the day when a mentor of mine from capitol hill had died. His name was John McCain. The flags were at half staff around the country, and the president was trying to call us in Australia on the other side of the world, to say, not put out a statement in honor of John McCain, but to say, raise the flags back up. I don't care if you agreed with John McCain or disagreed. It didn't matter like Bob Mueller, he served this country in uniform. He was a sitting united States senator. He deserved to be honored with the flags at half staff—for the president of the United States to be so petty, so small and petty, to tell us to raise the flags back up in an act of active dishonor, tells you everything you need to know about that man and his lack of integrity and character.

Here are all the contradictions, lies, and backtracks that Trump made in just ONE HOUR of blabbing to the media: 12:03 PM: Trump says he wanted a ceasefire with Iran. 12:05 PM: Trump declares victory against Iran. 12:07 PM: Trump says he’s sending Marines against Iran. 12:08 PM: Trump says no boots on the ground. 12:11 PM: Trump says he does not want a ceasefire. 12:16 PM: Trump declares victory again. 12:17 PM: Trump asks for a ceasefire with Iran. 12:23 PM: Trump says NATO are cowards for not helping him. 12:29 PM: Trump says Iran is begging for a ceasefire. 12:31 PM: Trump says everything is “perfect.” 12:36 PM: Trump says $500-a-barrel oil is a good thing. 12:37 PM: Trump demands Iran open the Straits of Hormuz. 12:39 PM: Trump says the Straits were never closed. 12:41 PM: Trump says the US is not at war with Iran. 12:42 PM: Trump declares victory against Iran again. It could not be more obvious that he does not have any kind of grasp on reality, and he needs to be removed from office by 25th Amendment ASAP. We cannot let this man be left in charge of a war with thousands of lives on the line. He has no idea what is going on, has no plan to resolve it, and can't even stick to his own lies for more than ten minutes.

🚨 TRUMP BLAMES HEGSETH FOR WAR TRUMP SAYS DEFENSE SECRETARY PETE HEGSETH PUSHED FIRST FOR MILITARY ACTION. QUOTES: “PETE… YOU SAID ‘LET’S DO IT.’” SEEN AS SHIFTING RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE WAR DECISION. TRUMP FEAR OF LOSIN… Show more

This is ABSOLUTE CINEMA 🔥 MON: 🇺🇸Trump declares victory TUE:🇮🇷 Iran destroy US F-35 fighter Jet WED: : 🇺🇸Trump destroy everything in Iran THU: 🇺🇸Trump asks China for help to open Hormuz FRI: 🇺🇸Trump said Iran will vanish from the map in the next 48 hrs SAT: 🇮🇷Iran hits Nuclear facility of ISRAEL SUN: 🇺🇸Trump declares victory MON: 🇺🇸Trump declares ceasefire for 5 days after getting THREAT from 🇮🇷 IRAN TRUMP has become a global laughing stock ⚡