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@unusual_whales Yeah, and Khamenei’s ghost wants a timeshare in Mar-a-Lago.

BREAKING: Trump says deal with Iran possible by Monday, Fox News reports

@Microinteracti1 Sometimes the broiling sea of imbecility gets too much. Wave upon wave of cretins.

🇺🇸 The MAGA supporters are the interesting part. They will still be here when it ends. Same accounts, same flags in the bio, same people who spent years explaining why six bankrupted casinos was actually a sign of genius, why firing generals mid-war was bold leadership, and why a man who writes like an angry toddler with a megaphone was, in fact, playing four-dimensional chess. He wasn’t. He was just losing. Loudly. Soon a new president will arrive and start pulling at the threads. The trillions in NATO contracts that quietly went elsewhere. The allies who stopped answering the phone. The files nobody can find. The money that left and didn’t come back. All of it documented, all of it timestamped, all of it sitting in servers that don’t care about your feelings or your flag emoji. The MAGA faithful will discover what every enthusiastic supporter of a catastrophically bad idea eventually discovers: that cheering is not a legal defence, that posting fire emojis under a declaration of war does not make you a bystander, and that history has a filing system considerably better than theirs. The people who were really excited about German foreign policy in 1938 also thought they were on the winning side. They were wrong too. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@Dougmcg1 The UK is filled with people from completely incompatible cultures and have reduced a formerly high trust society into one where crime is common.

@RestorerPatriot Anything else is just noise.

Restore Britain and Rupert Lowe. Massively supported. No matter what the other's say.

@Microinteracti1 The hardest part of a short two-week war is the first couple of years.

Trump now has less than 24 hours according to Trumps deadline to make a deal…before TACO.

@chrissieA2 @Microinteracti1 @DeItaone Easter Sunday, he’s earned a day off

@Microinteracti1 @DeItaone typo alert...re read your post...x

TRUMP SAYS HE BELIEVES HE CAN GET A DEAL WITH IRAN BY MONDAY, IRAN NEGOTIATING NOW -FOX NEWS INTERVIEW

One of the most British moments was when a man got hit by a bus and casually walked back into the pub

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The Man Who Paid In & The Man Who Paid Nothing. Meet Frank, the man who paid in. Frank turned 80 last winter. He grafted 52 years as a builder in Manchester, his hands and back are broken from laying bricks in pouring rain. Every week he paid his National Insurance. Never claimed benefits. Never broke the law. He raised two kids on a council estate, paid his taxes and did his bit for the country he loves. Now he shuffles to the post office in the same coat he’s worn since 2018. His old Nokia phone barely holds the charge. His State Pension is £241.30 a week, just over £12,500 a year, but after gaps, Frank gets less. He counts every penny. Some weeks it’s heating or eating. Last winter around 2,500 people in England died from cold associated causes. Frank keeps the thermostat at 15 degrees and wears jumpers indoors. "I’m not living," he tells his neighbour. "I’m just existing." His wife, Margaret, has been in a care home for two years, dementia stealing her away. Frank struggles to keep their old car on the road for weekly visits. One more breakdown and those trips could end. Every pension day is the same. Frank walks past the bookies where young fighting age men fresh off small boats shout, laugh and slap down stacks of cash twice as thick as his weekly pension. He keeps his head down, clutching his wallet, praying nobody follows him home. His street no longer feels like his street. Fewer familiar faces. Foreign languages. The corner shop is now a Turkish barbers. He feels all alone in the city he once helped build. Meet Ahmed, the man who paid nothing. Ahmed arrived on a dinghy last summer, one of 41,472 Channel crossings in 2025, mostly young men from Somalia, Eritrea, Afghanistan and Sudan. He tossed his documents into the sea, then claimed asylum the moment the dinghy touched the beach. No passport. No papers. No contributions. The Home Office puts him in a hotel. Heating on full. Three meals a day. Security on the door.Ahmed strolls the streets in new clothes and the latest iPhone, using free bus shuttles twice a day, drinking and laughing with friends outside the same bookies Frank avoids. He broke immigration rules entering the country uninvited. Once granted asylum, the door opens to UK benefits and housing. Frank paid in all his life and obeyed every rule. He built the Britain that now houses Ahmed. Ahmed has paid nothing and doesn't obey the rules, he receives shelter, warmth, food, free transport and pocket money while Frank rations food, huddles under blankets to keep warm and constantly worries about money. Tonight as Ahmed relaxes in a warm hotel room with new Nike trainers by the bed, wondering what’s for dinner. Frank sits in his cold home wondering why a lifetime of hard work brings only deprivation. This story is repeating in towns and cities across the country. This isn’t fairness. This is a betrayal. #UKNews #UKPolitics #StopTheBoats

Your post is a bit arse about face. I’ve revised it for you: The region will start turning its back on America because of its long track record of propping up or turning a blind eye to authoritarian regimes whenever it served some short-term tactical goal. Europe, on the other hand, has built much deeper commercial relationships and shown more steady diplomatic engagement over the years. So in a genuinely free and rising Middle East, Europe stands to gain far more. The big loser won’t be Europe at all — it’ll be an America that’s too often chosen convenient alliances over any real commitment to liberty.

If the people of Iran rise and gain their freedom, Europe is screwed. No American president will trust Europe with sensitive intelligence, and America will most likely not intervene in the next European conflict. At the same time, as the Middle East rises as an economic power, it will shun Europe for its support of the Iranian evil regime.

No serious nation in the history of warfare has spent fourteen months insulting its allies, siding with their common enemy, and then knocked on their door expecting them to rescue a catastrophe of its own making. You abused the UK. Threatened Canada. Tried to grab Greenland. Called the EU an adversary. Praised Putin. Hosted Kremlin officials in the Capitol. Abandoned Ukraine. And did all of it loudly, proudly, and on camera. And now you are surprised that nobody is returning your calls. You want European boots on the ground? Start by explaining why America is more aligned with Moscow than with Brussels. Take your time. We will wait. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

🚨 THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE 🚨 🚨NOBODY UNDERSTANDS WHAT THEY JUST TRIGGERED. 🚨 🚨 People always talk about Iranian oil in terms of barrels, but rarely about what’s actually inside them. That’s the key difference—and the reason Western refineries have quietly relied on back-channel networks through places like Dubai for years to keep getting it, even under sanctions. Crude oil isn’t all the same. It’s a mix of hydrocarbons with different molecular weights, and that mix determines how easily it can be turned into the fuels refineries actually sell—like gasoline, diesel, jet fuel, and heating oil. The main measure here is API gravity. Higher API means lighter crude that’s easier and cheaper to refine, and it produces more of those high-value fuels. Lower API means heavier crude that takes more energy, more processing, and more expensive equipment, while producing more low-value leftovers. Iranian Light crude sits right in a sweet spot, with an API gravity around 33–36 and moderate sulfur levels. It’s light enough to produce a lot of gasoline and middle distillates without high costs, but not so light that it limits what refineries can make. In industry terms, it’s close to an ideal blend. Now look at the alternatives. Venezuela’s Merey crude is much heavier, with very low API gravity and high sulfur. Refining it profitably requires specialized, expensive equipment like cokers and hydrocrackers. Some refineries are built for that—but it’s not interchangeable with Iranian crude. It’s a completely different type of input. On the other end, US West Texas Intermediate is very light and low in sulfur. Sounds perfect in theory, but in practice it’s almost too light. Many refineries—especially in Europe and Asia—are designed for medium-grade crude, so they can’t just switch to WTI. They often have to blend it with heavier oils to make it work. That’s where Iranian crude stands out. It fits right into the middle of the system. It doesn’t need the heavy-duty processing of Venezuelan oil or the blending adjustments required for ultra-light US shale. That balance is why it’s consistently in demand and often priced at a premium. It also explains why countries like India kept buying it despite sanctions, and why those complex trading networks through Dubai existed in the first place. The Strait of Hormuz isn’t just a route for oil—it’s a route for this specific kind of oil that global refineries are optimized to process. If that flow gets disrupted, it’s not just about losing supply. It’s about losing the type of crude the system runs most efficiently on, forcing refineries to adapt with less suitable alternatives. That’s what’s really baked into oil prices like $82—not just how much oil is available, but what kind it is.

@Microinteracti1 I love how you write — the prose is always a highlight for me.

The Most Dangerous Idiot In The Room Here is a man who once rang a New York newspaper under a fake name to tell them how extraordinarily wealthy he was. Not because he needed anything. Not because there was a point to be made. Simply because the silence in his own head had become unbearable without someone, anyone, confirming that he existed and that he was tremendous. Donald Trump is, by any reasonable measure, the most catastrophically self-regarding human being ever to be handed the nuclear codes. And I have met some truly spectacular idiots in my time. I once watched a man try to overtake a lorry on a blind corner in a Robin Reliant. Trump makes that man look like a careful, considered intellectual. The thing about genuinely dangerous people is that they are usually more threatening to their friends than their enemies. Trump has torched more alliances, betrayed more loyalists and humiliated more supporters than any foreign adversary could dream of. He opened Pandora’s box across the Middle East with the casual confidence of someone who has never actually read about the Middle East. Or anything else, for that matter. The plan, as far as anyone could tell, was to fly in, rearrange the furniture and leave with a deal so beautiful it would make your eyes water. What actually happened is what always happens when a man with no knowledge and no patience tries to solve a problem that has been fermenting since before America existed. Almost a billion people in allied nations looked at what was happening and reached the same conclusion simultaneously: this man is not well, we have nothing in common with him, and he understands nothing about anything. He calls himself a Christian. A deeply devout one, apparently. Although when asked his favourite Bible verse, he declines to share it. Because it is personal. Which is an interesting position for a man who has made absolutely everything else about himself a matter of loud, relentless, exhausting public record. The verse is personal. The fraud trials were not. The affairs were not. The bankruptcies were not. The fake newspaper calls were not. But the Bible verse. That stays between him and God. Which tells you everything, really. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@CinemaTweets1 A thoroughly dislikeable left wing egomaniac who supported Independence for Scotland but won’t pay taxes there.

Brian Cox went on another rant recently, taking a shot at Johnny Depp, Ian McKellen, Edward Norton, Quentin Tarantino, and even Margot Robbie. No one is safe from this man’s wrath, no one! Cox even beefed with Daniel Day-Lewis a few months back. This guy’s kinda confrontational?

Let me explain something to the MAGA crowd, because clearly someone needs to. They seem to think NATO is cosmic room service. You pick up the phone, say “hello, we’re having a bit of a war here,” and thirty-one countries march to your rescue. A continental Uber for military adventures. That is not how it works. Article 5 is a mutual defense clause. The clue is in the word mutual. And it has been triggered exactly once in NATO’s entire history. After September 11. When America was attacked. Not Europe. America. Every NATO member showed up. They went to Afghanistan. They fought. They bled. They died. In America’s war. On America’s behalf. Now imagine they hadn’t. Over 1,100 allied soldiers died in Afghanistan. British, Canadian, German, Danish, Polish. And yes, even Ukrainian soldiers, who had no NATO obligation whatsoever. Gone. Without them, those are American names on those graves. Sons from Ohio. Fathers from Georgia. Kids from Nebraska who never came home. Then there is the money. NATO allies spent over 100 billion dollars on a war that started on American soil. Without that, Washington pays every cent. On top of the 2 to 3 trillion the war already cost. And without allied bases across Europe and Central Asia, American supply lines collapse entirely. Without British forces in Helmand and Canadians in Kandahar, the Taliban reconstitutes in three years instead of ten. The gaps get filled one way. More American deployments. More American coffins arriving at Dover. Afghanistan was bloody. But NATO took the hit. Without them, every single one of those casualties would have had an American name. Trump called allies like these losers. Suckers. If you are a certain kind of broken person, that probably makes sense to you. But for the rest of us, what those soldiers did has a different name. Honor. The bond between men who have been in the same dirt, under the same fire. Between Brits and Americans, Frenchmen and Norwegians, Canadians and Danes. Not a diplomatic relationship. A blood bond. Brotherhood forged in places most people will never see and cannot imagine. In that culture, you do not mock a fallen ally. You do not sneer at the dead. It is the lowest thing a human being can do. Trump did it to a standing ovation. If you are a MAGA supporter travelling to NATO countries, understand this. There are no friendly pats on the back waiting for you. No one will buy you a beer. The governments who share your worldview sit in Minsk, Moscow and Pyongyang. Brutal dictatorships where journalists disappear, elections are theatre and dissent is a medical condition treated in basements. Not London. Not Paris. Not Rome, Stockholm, Copenhagen, Berlin or Ottawa. You have abandoned the open societies, the free press, the rule of law, the places where people actually want to live. You traded the best of civilization for a very small, very dark room. Frankly, it serves you right.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@Matelot411758 @timdavies_uk Been looking at them. Very smart. What’s airflow like?

@timdavies_uk Plasma 5 is only £700 don’t even know you’re wearing it….love mine

He’s just another in a long line of terrorists that have walked in that door. Irish, Libyan, Argentinian, Saudi, Syrian, numerous despot Africans. The list is endless. Just down the road our own illegal immigrant jihadists tried to behead one of our soldiers. It’s not new, it’s more of the same

Labour Party tried to stop Donald Trump coming to Britain a few years ago… yet openly welcome an actual terrorist to NO.10. This party are the biggest hypocrites ever — embarrassing.

@ToonDazza I was more sick seeing Gerry Adams walk in that door pal

What do we do with a PM that puts Islamic terrorists before our greatest ever ally? At what point is he removed by force for being a national security threat?

@cem_uk_ No different to Gerry Adams going through the door. Or how about Gaddafi, Idi Amin? Lost is endless. Do t be confused, be informed

I'm confused. Shamima Begum is not allowed back into the UK because she was groomed into becoming an ISIS bride when she was just a child, but Al Golani, the man who was a literal leader of ISIS and Al Qaida is allowed to visit Downing Street? How does that work?

Come on Ben. He’s just another in a long line of terrorists that have walked in that door. Irish, Libyan, Argentinian, Saudi, Syrian, numerous despot Africans. The list is endless. Just down the road our own illegal immigrant jihadists tried to behead one of our soldiers. The focus of your ire in this case is uninformed and narrow

This man is a terrorist. He was Al Qaeda. Now, as president of the failed state Syria, he’s known to have committed crimes against his own people. ⁦@Keir_Starmer⁩ warmly welcomes him into No. 10. Our Prime Minister is anti-British.

😆😆 is it? Why because it’s Simon? They don’t reply to any of us. If they do they respond and request a DM. Like easyJet has just done with @SimonCalder Corporates do like to hide behind a DM, Simon shouldn’t put up with that or publish the DM. He’s either in our corner or their’s

@SimonCalder @British_Airways Interesting they have not responded.

@British_Airways Is there any chance BA will apply a fuel surcharge to tickets already bought and paid for?