Raymond Docwra

About bloody time

@ICTFC Back on top where we belong, now please stay there. My nerves won’t cope with playoffs

Massive ➕3️⃣ 🩷🖤

Come on, hang in the @McIlroyRory #themasters

Waiting for #artemis crew to return home. Got @SkyNews on watching the feed and @flightradar24 watching the recovery aircraft circle the area. Hope all goes well

@MuseumCommodore Elk

Your childhood computer?

@scottbamby Liverpool or Inverness Know where I’d rather be and it isn’t in England 😂

Not quite Caley Stadium is it

@tobytarrant And to wonder why you’ve never been asked to commentate live on TV, it’s a mystery 😂

This England team is looking bang average in a World Cup year. Kane, Pickford Anderson and O'Reilly are in form. The rest are currently playing wank 🙈

@MKTheatre On the case tonight

🕵️‍♂️ All the details you need before the case begins… 🕵️‍♂️ If you’re coming to see Inspector Morse: House of Ghosts, here are the running times: 🔎Act 1: 50 mins ⏰ Interval: 20 mins 🔎Act 2: 55 mins 📅 Must end Sat 21 Mar 🎟️ Tickets: atgtix.co/3NFVjgI

Just arrived with @FloDocwra @MKTheatre , night of Inspector Morse to look forward to, then obvs its been a few weeks since I’ve been been in a @premierinn so booked in just around the corner 😂

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

Don’t like the result (but that’s not unusual) but at least it made it to a vote. Shame unelected chamber that is our House of Lords stopping it from even getting that far down here #assisteddying

@ICTFC Phew, that’s more like it. Was beginning to get a bit worried. Now to push on

FULL TIME: ICTFC 3-1 Peterhead A double from Chanka Zimba and a goal from Jordan Alonge give us all three points! GET IN🔴🔵

Golly. What a photo. What a catastrophe. Here's hoping that @GlasgowCC will respond with loving speed 📸by @PedDronio

Run out so had to try a new supplier for Tonight’s haggis and sausage meat rolls. @thefarmerssonuk from La Hogue in Chippenham. Sure they will be fine but need to get over the wall again for a bulk stock up 😂

First batch, Should keep me going for about 30 mins . May have to make more later

Could that be the most shit “in memorial of all time ? . #BRITsAwards

Just watched @BBCNews 6 o clock news. Can I just point out Soham is in Cambridgeshire NOT Suffolk

@tspark0 @TestoLimited gauges and new vac pump. Someone’s doing alright 😂

Evacuation time 👍

Chef Docwra shutting the kitchen down for the night. More Haggis and sausage meat rolls done, hope these last longer than the other ones so I can take some for lunch tomorrow. Need more haggis now

I know how to keep my daughter and her fiancé happy 😂 Haggis and mash for tea and I’ve made some haggis/sausage rolls for later #GuessWhatIBroughtHomeFromScotland