RobCarson

I wonder how many other festivals will find mad reasons to just cancel themselves in the coming weeks, almost as if they know that the whole country will be shut down by July and they need to get those lovely insurance payouts in time.

💔🇮🇷 WATCH: Iran's Jewish leader visits the synagogue that was bombed by Israel this morning...

@Retromania4ever Thats more like it

✅⬜🟥 1971 #Maserati #Bora modified Gr 4 Designed by Giorgetto Giugiaro. 4.7-liter V8 engine Top speed: 171 mph and a 0-60 mph time of 6.6 seconds

When you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but its Sunday and you're 41

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From the government’s own website: Use of statins has been associated with the onset pathological conditions like diabetes and dementia as a result of interference with mitochondrial pathways. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC80… RT and Share

@MartinKnight_ 82

Which year?

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@sciencegirl How much could it pull...

In 1931, Germany’s rail Zeppelin reached a top speed of 230 km/h, setting a rail speed record using a powerful aircraft engine built by BMW.

@CF_Farrow That needs to go health and safety

They gave me a £22 refund! 😁

Even a cuppa is bad for you now

Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@afneil @avocet2 x.com/i/status/20410…

Every measure you list involves spending wealth. You don’t list one measure that creates wealth. And if you don’t create wealth you will soon run out of it to spend, which is already happening (hence all your extra taxes and borrowing).

“Now that is frightening.” @Iaindale reacts to welfare benefits spending overtaking income tax revenue for the first time in the UK's history.

What a gas:

Bought this from @Tesco on Thursday. Use by date next week. Took out the oven for our family Easter supper. Green. 😩😢

This daylight UFO video out of Wales gets strange fast. One orb first. Then three. Multiple witnesses. Real shock on camera.

@Retromania4ever I find that a bit of an ugly chimera.

✅⬜🟥 #Maserati 330 Ricarrozata Berlinetta ATL

Waitrose worker of 17 years sacked after stopping shoplifter from stealing Easter eggs gbnews.com/news/waitrose-…

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer's address to the nation is mocked in the latest #SNLUK skit featuring Harry Kane