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@RonFilipkowski @Acyn You know, whenever there's a story like this, the memes are better than anything on TV right now. No lie.

You just wonder each day what these people have in store for you next.

@acoyne It should fit well with all those issues of golf digest and hustler magazine.

This cannot be real.

@DominicCardy legionmagazine.com/decades-long-r…

If 🇺🇸 cross our border? We will kill you in sufficient numbers that U.S. opinion turns against you. We will infiltrate your cities, your farms, your factories. You can't tell the difference between us. We'll use that. That's what we'll do. Come north, go home cold. 🇨🇦

@RoyalFamily I hope you're both prepared for an anal probe and spending 72 hours in a holding cell.

🇬🇧🇺🇸 On advice of His Majesty’s Government, and at the invitation of The President of the United States, The King and Queen will undertake a State Visit to the United States of America. Their Majesties’ programme will celebrate the historic connections and the modern bilateral relationship between the UK and the US, marking the 250th anniversary of American Independence. 🇧🇲 The King will continue to Bermuda to undertake His Majesty’s first Royal Visit as Monarch to a British Overseas Territory.

@WalshFreedom Iran knows this as well. Just like the rest of the world, they're quite aware that Trump and his crew only do this stuff if it turns out like Venezuela. If they get even a taste of defeat, they turn and run.

Trump & Hegseth are bullies. Which means they’re cowards & crybabies. And the way you deal with bullies is to stand up to them and punch them in the face. And our allies have rightly punched Trump & Hegseth in the face. And now Trump & Hegseth are crying.

@atrupar Hegseth and Trump are like all those mouthy little pencil necks you remember from school. The kind that would throw a rock at a bigger kid and then whine because nobody stuck up for them.

Hegseth: "The president was clear this morning in his Truth that there are countries around the world who ought to be prepared to step up on this critical waterway as well. Last time I checked there was supposed to be a big bad Royal Navy that could be prepared to do things like that."

@Acyn I know the Dems are going to make a valiant attempt to repair all this damage, but you have my sympathies. I'm afraid they're going to find a lot of former allies have just moved on. Trump exposed all the holes in your system of government.

Hegseth: On the Strait of Hormuz, there are many more vessels flowing through today than there were, as the president has arranged. The president's been clear to Iran. Open it for business or we have options and we certainly do. There are countries around the world who ought be prepared to step up on this critical waterway as well. It's not just the United States Navy. Last time I checked, there was supposed to be a big, bad Royal Navy that could be prepared to do things like that as well. So he's pointing out this is an international waterway that we use less than most, in fact dramatically less than most. So the world ought pay attention and be prepared to stand up. President Trump's been willing to do the heavy lifting on behalf of the free world to address this threat of Iran. It's not just our problem set going forward, even though we have done the lion's share of preparation to ensure that that straight will be will be open

@Acyn Talk about cringe. He tries to romanticize scenery on an airbase with seventh grade poetic imagery, then caps it all of with a "sir", as if nobody's going to know Trump didn't feed him this pile of shit story.

Hegseth: I witnessed lethality. I met a junior airman as the sun was going down and a chill was setting on the tarmac, who, when asked what they needed, she simply looked up at me with a sly smile on her face and said, more bombs, sir, and bigger bombs. We will happily oblige her.

@atrupar The Trump Library would likely be filled with old issues of Golf Digest and Hustler. Honestly though, I predict he's going to be the first president to not have a library. Once he's gone and everything comes out, he'll be a ghost of a memory.

having a normal one

@acnewsitics Step 1: swarm the city 5 million deep. Step 2: commandeer some cement trucks. Step 3: pour. Step 4: Let the healing begin.

This weekend we learned Trump's ballroom is just the roof of the military bunker where he will desperately try to hold onto power in January 2029

@kylegriffin1 He's either lying or delusional. Choose whichever one you think is worse.

Trump told a lengthy story last week about negotiating over the price of Sharpie pens. The company says it has no record of any such conversation. "We don't have any information about the conversation described." washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/…

@WalshFreedom No, it's been America's desire to control and capitalize on oil. But thanks for playing.

Since 1947, the single greatest obstacle to peace in the Middle East has been the Arab/Muslim world’s refusal to accept the existence of the state of Israel. Period. And there isn’t even a close second.

@Ally_Sammarco Shopping.

Respectfully why tf is a childless single old man at Disney World

@Microinteracti1 Two things are clear right now. The US Constitution has about a hundred holes in it that allowed, and will allow in the future, a criminal to take control of government. Second, about a third of their population supported a criminal taking control. Until that changes, forget it.

🇺🇸Can the United States repair the damage left by the Trump era?

@MrEwanMorrison Algorithmic capitalism is such an apt phrase, and applies to more than the shallow bog of current filmmaking. My wife and I searched out info on raised garden beds last week, and now my FB feed is polluted with ads for them.

The future has been cancelled. In your life you will live through an endless reboot of the highlights from 1980- 2010. There is no longer any need for new ideas or new writers or creators. Thanks to risk-averse algorithmic capitalism - we're entering a closed loop of the past.

@Scaramucci So can we assume then that the Iranians took out a multi-billion dollar ship with under a million dollars worth of drones?

Trump just said Iran hit the USS Gerald R. Ford “from 17 angles” and the crew “had to run to save our lives.” His own Pentagon says it was a laundry room fire. A sitting president publicly contradicting his own DoD during an active war is extraordinary — regardless of which version is true.

@DeuxState @Tazerface16 This.

@Tazerface16 When I traveled through Europe in the 80s/90s, Canadians always had a Canadian flag pin on their backpack.

Anybody have any tips on how to appear Canadian while traveling internationally? Asking for a friend.

@JessicaTarlov Imagine how little self worth those people must have, to listen to him talk about them like they were insects and still keep going back there for taste of power.

Everyone sitting at Mar-a-Lago realizing he’s talking about them.

@atrupar Every time he speaks lately I have more and more hope for the future. His brain has obviously turned to jelly. I figure it'll only be a few weeks or months before he reaches into his pants and pulls shit out of his diaper to wipe it on the lectern.

Q: We have leaders here from Africa. What's your vision for Africa? TRUMP: I tell you, it has tremendous potential. It's got tremendous earth.

@ldhillonkane @business It will be generations before America earns back the trust of its long time Western allies. If ever.

US Secretary of State Marco Rubio isn't ruling out diverting weapons that NATO allies have bought for Ukraine to instead support the Iran war. Canada has spent C$890 million on weapons meant to be sent to Kyiv through the PURL program: bloomberg.com/news/articles/… @business