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@Sandlapper28

I asked the boy beneath the pines. He said, “The Master’s gone alone Herb-picking somewhere on the mount, Cloud-hidden, whereabouts unknown.”

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@atrupar See if they want to buy some meme coins?!
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SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.
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Tallow Twins | Skincare@Tallowtwins·
How insane that women spend more time and energy planning a wedding that lasts 1 day than for a pregnancy that lasts 9 months for a child who lasts a lifetime.
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@CENTCOM Wow amazing can you build some stuff for us I'm tired of you destroying stuff it's a lot harder to build things than destroy things.
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Update from CENTCOM Commander on Operation Epic Fury:
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@saifedean Totally redneck hillbilly Apocalypse.
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@MattHar65517869 I'm so with you brother I am tired of being a digital citizen. I'm not playing this game anymore!
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Matt Harrington@MattHar65517869·
I'm so tired of creating accounts for every single bill. Insurance, hydro, internet, gas. Passwords, user names, 2-factor authorisations. I've decided I'm making everyone send me a paper bill and I'm going to pay by check. Enough with all the log-ins and texts to my phone.
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@AFpost True. The lie detector determined that is a true statement.
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AF Post@AFpost·
Matt Gaetz at CPAC: "A ground invasion of Iran will make our country poorer and less safe. It will mean higher gas prices, higher food prices. And I'm not sure if we would end up killing more terrorists than we would create." Follow: @AFpost
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@PresentWitness_ Don't you mean the greatest! No one has ever seen a press conference like these before in the history of press conferences.
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I've watched almost every Trump press conference and cabinet meeting for the last ~10 years, these last few have been the worst I've ever seen.
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@p8stie How can anyone trust you after that cute baby regaining its sight turned out to be fake?! Fool me once shame on you...
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George Washington’s sister used to dress up like George Washington and ride around for her children on a horse with a sword
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@0xMerp 2:00 am Eastern
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merp@0xMerp·
These headlines are actual comedy, they’re invading the fuck out of Iran and it’s gonna happen on Friday at 4:01pm EST
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@remusofmars Bro, I figured it would go down, but it didn't matter Shape store was fun to post about, plain and simple. We have to have some damn fun here once in a while and shape store breathed a little life into things around here. It went to millions
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remus🦞(⚫️, ⬜️)@remusofmars·
He still made me 300k of $300 I can’t hate him ever Sorry if anyone lost money on it I am 100% transparent with how I think about things
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Austin Smith@TheHustleCritic·
Until you die to yourself, you’ll never find peace. Creating a perfect life won’t help. Finding the right spouse won’t help. Following your passions won’t help. Until life stops being about you, contentment will hide its face.
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@BallouxFrancois I'm just too weak to continue caring about any of this.
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@ryangrim We have become a never-ending one-liner.
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Ryan Grim@ryangrim·
The group chat for 6th grade girls at a public school in DC is now called "Epstein's Pit Crew" according to a source on the chat, who also lives at my house. Today's kids are consistently metabolizing trauma through very dark comedy.
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Rep. Nancy Mace@RepNancyMace·
So far, the Epstein files have exposed one thing clearly: in this country, the rich and powerful play by a completely different set of rules.
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The blessed need the damned just as much as the prickly need the goo.
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Whatever has made the frogs gay I rebuke that amen 🙏 thank you Jesus
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I rebuke all heavy metals in Jesus name get out of everyone’s bodies amen 🙏
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@tomkeene Give Annmarie a repost one of these days.
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I’m going to run against fat fuck @RepFine for congress.
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