Brian Essbe

@erinwouldtweet sounds good your job will be to smile nice

@SortaBad We don't actually want to be in STEM, please change the batteries for us

my new thing is saying "women in STEM" every time one of my female friends completes any simple technical task like changing the batteries in the tv remote; they love this actually you should try it

currently shipping 🚡 and 🔛

I'm also convinced now it was fake (also bc of the rapid healing) and caught myself wondering if it was illegal to fake an assassination attempt and then I remember the alleged shooter was killed

@catherine_opal2 it's okay to love me, don't try to fight it

@SortaBad Briannnnnn ohhhh that’s bad

this French bakery is spooky and it's giving me the crepes

@nraymz love u

we live in the dumbest timeline

@imjustdiane this is so rad i love it for you

Made it to the top of Upper Yosemite Falls. Got passed by several elderly people and children in the process

@Roberta_Glass @ThatWeekInSNL to each their own! I have watched it a bunch of times (on my own, not seeing it posted) and I am so in love with it. I think the writing is super clever.

@SortaBad @ThatWeekInSNL I love Gosling and I still root for SNL to be funny…I am not a hater…I am so mystified by this. I did not find anything remotely funny in the entire scene. I feel like I’m going insane reading that people found it hilarious.

I’ve been mulling this one over (mostly because it keeps getting shared) and I just don’t get it. Everyone in the scene knows this sketch is about breaking. It doesn’t matter what was written, they HAVE to act like it’s the funniest thing they’ve ever seen or it just doesn’t work

@erinwouldtweet : )

@SortaBad 😂😂

"Did you give women their own day?" "Sure thing boss, but an hour short just like you wanted" "Wait what"

gosling is a gift, the two hardest times i've laughed at SNL in recent years in the Beavis and Butthead sketch and in the sketch below when they opened the desk drawer

@frogg_gurl watching myself eat would give me anxiety i think

They really gave me the mirror selfie table tho

as a person who many years ago completed the "50 beers in 48 hours" challenge, I can assure everyone that 100 would be impossible for 99.99% of society

[first date] books? YES! I love books. Not to read of course, but they look very intellectual on the shelf

@RichardJohn yeah makes sense

@SortaBad well that’s better than the cars rolling away

i have no idea why they build houses like this. you can't even have any furniture on wheels. super stupid

@UrFavStranger true

@SortaBad Or they recovered from plastic surgery

if someone stops posting selfies for a long time and then starts posting them every day, their mental health has either gotten really good or really bad