Brian Essbe

@frogg_gurl @retired_juggalo amazing timing tbh x.com/Polymarket/sta…

@retired_juggalo You posted this 29 minutes late I’m in Illinois😩

my good friend @frogg_gurl is there that’s all i got

when i was 22 yo and living in seattle a guy pointed at my giveaway armed forces t-shirt and said "what's a marin-ess?" and I had to be like "are you talking about the marines?"

@_maybe_not_ever @AngrySkycrane hey guys

@AngrySkycrane 😂😂

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oh you have hobbies and interests? grow up

@_maybe_not_ever show up after like a year missing reading a tweet from a month ago

@SortaBad bro I’m not recent

one of my recent follows here is an absolute ghoul. just an insanely bad person. but man do i love reading their content. it makes me feel like a decent human

talking about hantavirus at work but pronouncing it "hanta-veer-us" just to confuse people

@dubiousrhetoric why is it behind a paywall? fine I'll pay

Claude Code is amazing. Just made didjakepooptoday.org (no prior coding experience). No more manual poop tracking!

@kimberleeerose amazing glow-up in the past hour or so, biology is crazy

@fiorela4193 love to text women their own name, but different. that's the move

put my name and number into a guy’s phone last night and today he texted me my full name (which is already weird lol) and somehow managed to spell both my first and last name wrong. like.. i put it in there correctly dude how do you fuck up an open book test.

@erinwouldtweet sounds good your job will be to smile nice

@SortaBad We don't actually want to be in STEM, please change the batteries for us

my new thing is saying "women in STEM" every time one of my female friends completes any simple technical task like changing the batteries in the tv remote; they love this actually you should try it

currently shipping 🚡 and 🔛

I'm also convinced now it was fake (also bc of the rapid healing) and caught myself wondering if it was illegal to fake an assassination attempt and then I remember the alleged shooter was killed

@catherine_opal2 it's okay to love me, don't try to fight it

@SortaBad Briannnnnn ohhhh that’s bad

this French bakery is spooky and it's giving me the crepes

@nraymz love u

we live in the dumbest timeline

@imjustdiane this is so rad i love it for you

Made it to the top of Upper Yosemite Falls. Got passed by several elderly people and children in the process

@Roberta_Glass @ThatWeekInSNL to each their own! I have watched it a bunch of times (on my own, not seeing it posted) and I am so in love with it. I think the writing is super clever.

@SortaBad @ThatWeekInSNL I love Gosling and I still root for SNL to be funny…I am not a hater…I am so mystified by this. I did not find anything remotely funny in the entire scene. I feel like I’m going insane reading that people found it hilarious.

I’ve been mulling this one over (mostly because it keeps getting shared) and I just don’t get it. Everyone in the scene knows this sketch is about breaking. It doesn’t matter what was written, they HAVE to act like it’s the funniest thing they’ve ever seen or it just doesn’t work