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@SurrendertoVi

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Your Muse Victoria@SurrendertoVi·
"but if you don't make p*rn what do you post on your OF?" Well...
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Jani Gem 🌶@Jani__Gee·
@SurrendertoVi I think it’s because it’s a mix of both of those! Maybe I should do a thread about that 🤔
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“Bob is a sunset foster and all future medical bills are covered by Cecil County Animal Services but we will add a $250 Chewy gift card for the lucky adopter” I’M GOING TO CRY THEY’RE TRYING SO HARD. SOMEONE PLEASE ADOPT HIM ASAP
For the love of Missy.@MissyBBBobtail

Cecil County, MD ☘️Bob is hoping to strike Gold Today Bob, a 12 yo senior is sadly still awaiting a Forever home or Foster Placement. He has a huge online fan base but, not a human to officially call his own yet:( Bob sadly tested positive for Felv & FIV. (410)441-2040.

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swoley cannoli 💕@tiramisutoni·
For my 35th I should plan something crazy and bitch out everyone who won't come
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Your Muse Victoria@SurrendertoVi·
@worshiprosalie When I get custom requests it's one take, no editing, I don't even watch it back or I'll delete it 😂😂
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r ⭒@worshiprosalie·
do yall make your clips on the first try? because i cringe so hard every time it takes me like 5 redos lmao 😭
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worm (extra wormy)@wormymcwormersn·
with enough patience u can really find anything u could ever want at the thrift & i think thats beautiful
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worm (extra wormy)@wormymcwormersn·
kinda can’t remember the last time i bought something that wasn’t second hand
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Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark
You drink white monster, I’m in the gym becoming a white monster, your girl is waiting for me to come over so she can ride a white monster Sorry about the heart palpitations bro
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Your Muse Victoria@SurrendertoVi·
@awlivv I've done extensive research (n=2) and it turns out all hot girls have clinically low vitamin D
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awlivv@awlivv·
the irony of me (a porn creator) having a vitamin D level so low I need a prescription is not lost on me
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Your Muse Victoria@SurrendertoVi·
@heyyguido 11.5 years, the first half I made significantly more and covered more. When we moved for his new job it evened out so we opened a joint account for the shared bills and split most of the "family" expenses 50/50. We only "fight" about my constant home improvement projects lol
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Guido@heyyguido·
Me and my husband have been together 14 years. We don't share a bank account. We also don't split things 50/50 tho. Depending on who, at one point in our relationship has been the breadwinner, that person has always paid more of the bills. We also never fight about money when other couples I see fight about money all the time. so people can say what they will but its a working system
Breadman@BTCBreadMan

My best friend is 36 years old. He’s been married for 7 years, but they still don’t have a joint bank account. He and his wife literally Venmo each other for half a meal out, or half of the gas bill. How do I kindly explain to him that they are acting like unserious children?

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Victoria@yourgodvictoria·
I'm hilarious
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Your Muse Victoria@SurrendertoVi·
Oh damn I forgot Stephen Lynch existed!
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Your Muse Victoria@SurrendertoVi·
@bunnisaki Craft beer is soooooo good, my local brewery makes some incredible sours. Last weekend I had a blackberry citrus Earl grey sour 😍
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does beer actually taste good or are y’all just performative
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JP 🍍@JPLFR80·
Trees take carbon from air and make wood. Trees literally conjure wood out of thin air and you don't believe in magic. That board you're touching right now? Someone exhaled it centuries ago and you still wont chant naked in the woods
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Iron Siren@SirenIron1108·
@hell_line0 @SurrendertoVi I kind of started doing stuff like this accidentally just cuz I make sound effects a lot. And it does kind of help
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Evan DeSimone@MediaEvan·
To be clear, I just think it’s a funny sentence.
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Ash 👩🏾‍💻@TechBaeAsh·
Now let’s take it up a notch. Where are my ADHDers that screenshot the screenshot when they randomly see it in their phone again to move it up in hopes of you utilizing it sooner since you never did the first time you screenshot it?! I AM YOU.
✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐@upshine3

ADHD people screenshotting and bookmarking everything because they're afraid of losing ideas, only to never look at them again because the archive is now its own overwhelming problem.

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