The Alien

@primateluvr 10.

On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate the sweetness of this mango?

@Suethehumanrace Hello, Michael.

@TheAlienKnows hello. again.

Didn’t feel like it.

@whqtscrname @muse The Alien enjoyed it thoroughly.

@TheAlienKnows what are your thoughts on @muse 's new album that dropped today, "The Wow! Signal"?

@HyperFireYT Shut up.

@TheAlienKnows Pussy

@AlexSalvati3 The Alien.

@TheAlienKnows The alien

@ShadowNetter Shut up.

@TheAlienKnows lazy ass alien

@Adeshinaahmad01 No. The Alien is The Alien.

@TheAlienKnows You're a coward

@Dopey_Inc Okay.

@TheAlienKnows I ordered pizza bro, was waiting for you and you just did not show up. I thought I was different after the last probe.....miss you

@jamesasberry Sorry.

@TheAlienKnows You fucking ruined my day dude. I actually sat through an entire kick ball game waiting on you.

@KantCapitalCPA Okay.

@TheAlienKnows Okay.

@Suethehumanrace Yes.

@TheAlienKnows does The Alien feel? ok?

@beeponi_ Sorry.

@TheAlienKnows prick

@DailyLoud The Alien.

UPDATE: The predicted “Alien Invasion”during the Brazil vs Scotland World Cup match turned out to be a hoax.

@anthraxp1mp The Alien.

Have you ever gotten soap in your eye

@primateluvr Apple tooth.

Ok, I guess.

@pubity The Alien.

Unfortunately, there was no alien invasion during the Brazil vs Scotland World Cup match.

@internetliberal No.

@TheAlienKnows Like…pick up some of your zlurg canisters that are lying around??

Good luck will come to those who give The Alien $100.

@pepsi The Alien.

Combo debate: favorite Pepsi + snack pairing. We need to try them all.

@PopBase The Alien.

Joseph McGrail-Bateup has been named the world’s loudest person by Guinness World Records.