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Michael??

@Suethehumanrace

trying to get my account @MichaelBBenson back from a hacker. Certified NOT a paralegal©️

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Especially painful to say this now becauxe this is also *my* agenda. Our joint bipartisan endeavor is just super unpopular with the typical voter.
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first rule of animaltwt is don’t don’t talk about animaltwt
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@tracewoodgrains you can’t post an incredible resume like this and compare the two. this is genuinely such a fantastic resume like joseph knows ball
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Michael??@Suethehumanrace·
@intelligentpawg i don’t think it’s the same thing but i do like to chew. i go thru a fair amount of gum
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Chadson@Chadson·
I kind of want the hantavirus because I crave attention.
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Michael??@Suethehumanrace·
@_blackolives R scares me to bee fair but i think it’s just cause i had a shitty stat weeder class where i got introed to it. use it now as a way to read md files now lol
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lil_migraine@_blackolives·
@Suethehumanrace I don’t even know why he put R on his resume I’m pretty sure you can say the whole word and not get in trouble for it anymore
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Michael??@Suethehumanrace·
@TheBestPoaster i just had the wonder, where is that sentient lighthouse account. found it!!
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Michael??@Suethehumanrace·
i have a strong suspicion i’m going to get jipped on this too good to go pick up
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@fadedbunny it slightly increases your metabolism if i remember correctly from my drug class in college
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bunny@fadedbunny·
weed is vegan and low in calories
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peepeepoopoo@DeepDishEnjoyer·
you're not even a grad student you are just an annoying kid who is being given too much attention
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Tenobrus@tenobrus·
@captgouda24 leaving a GMU PhD program in order to try to get into a *different economics PhD program* is some of the most retarded shit i've ever heard, but i support u in making silly life decisions :)
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Michael??@Suethehumanrace·
@captgouda24 nicolas i humbly request you reformat the resume. you have much white space and neither the need nor the seniority for a second page.
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Nicholas Decker@captgouda24·
Now that my resume is the subject of discourse, I want to clarify some things. No, GMU has not kicked me out. I left because I wanted to move to Cambridge. I am doing exactly what I want to do, exactly where I want to do it, and it will end with me in a PhD program.
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@DeepDishEnjoyer this does not surprise me he thinks this way in the slightest. confirmation bias is a bitch but i mean
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peepeepoopoo@DeepDishEnjoyer·
one succinct observation is that nicholas decker thinks his experience is worthy of a two-page resume
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cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠@blockhim2026·
Kind of amazing to say this then share a picture where I look really hot
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