GrumpyOldDan

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GrumpyOldDan

@TheGrumpyOldD

Hailing from Parts Unknown: dog owner, fisherman, curmudgeon extraordinaire

Se unió Kasım 2023

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@Mayoisspicyy

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MayoIsSpicyy@Mayoisspicyy·22h

I'm not much of a carpenter, but I think I could build a guillotine.

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Penelope 💙@ThePenelopeHere·11h

My asshole got annihilated. Kinda weird to advertise that…

💕 Brittany Belle 💕@BrittanyinTexas

Yep, it’s a cult…

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@Girl_Censored You as well

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Censored Girl@Girl_Censored·2h

Have a fantastic Saturday. 💋

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@dizblu Happy birthday

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Neverz 🥋🩺🇺🇸🇨🇦💙☕️🌈@dizblu·2h

It’s my birthday but no one sees my posts so, happy birthday to me.

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GrumpyOldDan@TheGrumpyOldD·2h

Wordle 1,743 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Rushi@rushicrypto·22h

My brother’s son is in 9th grade learning about the Great Depression. He showed me a paragraph from his textbook today… and for a second, I genuinely thought it was about today’s economy. Strange how 100 years pass, yet some things barely change.

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George Galloway@georgegalloway·21h

Why not get your tin hat and your gun and go yourself you chicken-hawk piece of shit?

HatsOff@HatsOffff

Ben Shapiro tells Americans to be ready for further conflict with Iran and more American casualties. He says that “historically the American people have some patience”.

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@RepFine You are a vile, corpulent demon

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Congressman Randy Fine@RepFine·12h

Nerdeen Kiswani@NerdeenKiswani

Late last night the FBI Joint Terrorism Task Force informed me that a plot against my life that was "about to" take place, and that agents had conducted an operation in Hoboken related to this plot. For months, Zionist organizations like Betar and politicians like Randy Fine have encouraged violence against my family and me. I will have more to say as additional details come to light. I will not stop speaking up for the people of Palestine. Thank you for your support. nytimes.com/2026/03/27/nyr…

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GrumpyOldDan@TheGrumpyOldD·12h

@AnaKasparian In a more just world I would be married to Ana ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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Ana Kasparian@AnaKasparian·12h

Even my biggest haters know how untrue this is. 😘 Keep lusting boys!

Stork of Justice 🙅🏻 ✝️@BugerVon

@AnaKasparian @ClearReason Funny. You look like a man.

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@israelititan

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Israeli Titan🇮🇱@israelititan·2d

Gal Gadot Raise your hand, if you support Israel 🇮🇱

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@EricSpracklen At the time this photo was taken most attendees were in Lindsey Graham’s suite:

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Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸@EricSpracklen·16h

If CPAC turnout is any representation of what November is going to look like, Republicans should be in full panic mode.

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T 🇹🇹@AlaskanTom·18h

Out drove Tiger Woods today .

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@HeatherThomasAF He has daily accidents in his pants

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Heather Thomas@HeatherThomasAF·15h

Cue Iranian trolling.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Trump: "They have to open up the Strait of Trump-- I mean, Hormuz. Excuse me. Such a terrible mistake. The fake news will say, 'He accidentally said--' No. There's no accidents from me."

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GrumpyOldDan@TheGrumpyOldD·17h

@housewifebored8 That guy needs an intervention

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Bored Housewife 🕸️@housewifebored8·17h

How much do you think Tiger’s car insurance is?? 🤔

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Gabbar@Gabbar0099·23h

She nailed it 🔥 “Our soldiers are in Israel right now in order to defend the Israelis. Do the Israelis pay for our military? Are they the ones who are shelling out a trillion dollars a year for our military? NO!" Ana Kasparian the only journalist in America with Spine 🔥❤️