Tim Bond

@ilyaskazi @OndrejMirtes I develop on Windows and / works just fine

@OndrejMirtes Yes, because it's mostly Windows users who face this. When they deploy to a Linux-based server, they run into problems managing paths on both ends. So they use the universal default constant DIRECTORY_SEPARATOR.

According to PHPStan's website visitor statistics, most PHP developers use the unholy OS with \\ as DIRECTORY_SEPARATOR 😱

@iansltx gothamist.com/news/cell-serv…

@exakat @faguo 3v4l.org/ShNfC

A Quine is a piece of code that executes to ... produce its own code. Could you do it in #PHP? There are probably more than one way... php-tips.readthedocs.io/en/latest/tips… #phptip #phptrick

@CamKemDev @theHankTaylor @LaraconEU #variation-laravel" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">afieldguidetoelephpants.net/#variation-lar…

@theHankTaylor @LaraconEU Love these designs & the items looks good quality too. Excellent brand identity & activation! I think it’s time for a an official Laravel elephpant; the one php[architect] sell is pretty sad looking, im sure you can do better!

Engineers deserve better swag at conferences. Here's what we're trying for @LaraconEU, listed by how hard it will be to get👇

I've got a few elePHPants to give away again! 🥰 Like 💙 & Retweet 🔄 to win one 🔥 I have several to give away, and will be picking a winner next week! 🙌

For those in the US (or anywhere actually): you can order through this link: phpstan.org/merch?distribu…

And for something a bit different… Say hello to the PHPStan Elephpant! Yep, we’re joining the Elephpant family with our own edition. Plus, classic PHPStan T-shirts are back in blue and white! Order them today: phpstan.org/merch

@cleptric @JonPurvis_ @getsentry And another to @afg_elephpants

@JonPurvis_ @getsentry I'll make some better pictures post conference and add the Sentry ElePHPant to the website.

👀👀 Find us @getsentry at @LaraconUS

@JonPurvis_ The problem comes when you run out of shelf space

I think I have a problem 😂 I adopted another herd of Elephpants

@ElectionBabe @iansltx Probably unitedstateszipcodes.org/zip-code-datab… which has additional info you can't get from USPS. Neither are very detailed on the APO/FPO/etc codes

@iansltx Try USZipCodes (dot) org and USPS should have some kind of directory as well.

Anyone got an easy source for the list of all US zip codes, including states? The list I grabbed from GitHub seems to be rather incomplete.

@phptek composer upgrade @iansltx/shirt

Last night's game night! 🚀 #phptek

@Mark_Baker @nauleyco is rounding up folks

Is anybody organising a post-con pancake party after #DPC24?

Is your workspace feeling lonely? 🥹 A Ploi Elephpant could be the perfect addition! 🤩 Follow us & retweet (or repost?) for a chance to adopt your very own 🐘 We've got 5 up for adoption! 🤗

@asgrim PeterPiper

@PHPUKConference Buy where?

I'd love to hear from anyone that has a spare #elephpant from #phpuk24 - my herd is always welcoming to new friends! 🐘

@Mark_Baker @faguo 👋 I'll be in town for DPC

@SecondeJ @JonPurvis_ @faguo @PHPUKConference @phptek @LonghornPHP Sadly I won't be at any (perhaps Longhorn if I get accepted as a speaker) though I hope I'll see some of the DPC folks even if I don't attend myself this year

If you want #PHP elePHPants, you have to go to conferences. @PHPUKConference and @phptek are both handing out customized elephpants this year. exakat.io/en/where-can-y…

TL;DR: Laravel has a lot of overhead blog.openresty.com/en/laravel-hel…

The more I use named arguments the more I like them #phpc #functions.named-arguments" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">php.net/manual/en/func…

@CodeWithCaen Only if each array is guaranteed to be the same structure: length, keys, types

Array backed Enums in #php? Yay or nay? #phpc

On Law & Order: Oranized Crime they introduced a new AI policing program which appears to be written in #PHP #phpc