@codyhaine91 @haniimhome If it’s so great why aren’t you teaching?
Or is your made up figure not lucrative enough ?
Or are the 3 months off a year you claim everyone gets not good enough for me Cody here
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@_96marta
29. Professional thumb twiddler.
UK Se unió Haziran 2011
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@haniimhome Underpaid? They get paid on average 38k plus a year and have 12 weeks off a year. I beg you to find a job that pays that whilst giving you 3 months off a year. This illusion teachers are underpaid is mental
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Just ban them from classrooms. If I was a parent, I would need my child to have a phone for emergencies
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 NEW: The Government is now making it a legal requirement for schools in England to ban phones
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Cornered @Jim_Holder yesterday who said he'd lend me a new Twingo. He said he may need a reminder today, so I've copied in 53,200 people ☺️
And tagged his employers @renault_uk
#TooMuchPerhaps
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Rory McIlroy should be more careful when talking about golf
Lindsey Hilsum@lindseyhilsum
NYT headline for the ages
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@DarkMode_please @SamuelJJack2 @OVOEnergy Look at my message and then yours.
You sound like an automated message trying to sell something AAAAND you put a referral link
What a jerk move
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Confused the shit out of @OVOEnergy asking them about my bills based on estimates.
£1500 a year.
They broke it down to £600 for electric and £300 for gas.
Asked the person in India how that adds up to £1500.
They hung up because apparently I was being rude. 😂
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@Mark_CPFC They’ve got some good ideas and then they put this crap. Greens are so unserious
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@_96marta @SamuelJJack2 @OVOEnergy A great time to switch, especially if you are with Ovo
Octopus Energy is a Which? Recommended Provider for the ninth year in a row!
Click the link below and we both receive £50 credit on our accounts
share.octopus.energy/eager-calf-741
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@MrRoflWaffles Twice on the tube it’s happened. Like bruh what can you even hear going from Canning Town to Canada Water ?!!! You need noise cancelling headphones just to protect your hearing
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@pirateboy75 @AutoPap We’ve noticed at work- the ‘50’ is significantly worse than the ‘55’. Still ~180-200 miles which is terrible. Won’t be getting out of a diesel anytime soon
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@RoadworkUK Glad you’re enjoying it, I love the hybrids and the bev’s. They lie about range but not the way you expect, EV took me from Gatwick to Worthing 75 mile range. Arrived with 65. Okay ? Result !
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We've had the i3 for three months now... and it's utterly brilliant.
Nicola uses it in EV mode most of the time, charging overnight every fourth day or so. She's just filled the petrol tank for the third time. £9.
BMW should make them again so we can buy another used one in 2030.
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@HagertyUK Nothing in new cars is worse than climate control on a screen 😵💫
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A travesty in two pictures. Which other car ‘improvements’ have been a backwards step, do you think? 🤷♂️
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@allie__voss That looks to me like he’s about to have a fish for dinner and she’s going to have a red meat.
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“Red wine is for boys and white wine is for girls” is the funniest possible way to announce you’re 12 years old
Pino Americano@PinoAmericano
What kind of man orders white wine in a restaurant?
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This might be the only thing I've ever witnessed being boycotted for real.
Thami Masemola@ThamiMasemola
The quickest, most powerful series-produced Mercedes-Benz C-Class of all time, packing 500kW and 1 020Nm. Why don't we see more of them on our roads?
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