AwDamn 🍻

@Jbanklestankle1 @CollinRugg Amazing.

@CollinRugg Legal issues? Better call Saul Notman

Transgender attorney begs for a female police officer after getting tackled to the ground before being jailed for contempt. Oklahoma attorney Rob Hopkins was caught on camera arguing with the judge. “I’m a transgender attorney practicing all over the state!” The argument continued to escalate before the judge called in officers who then took Hopkins to the ground. Hopkins was heard screaming “I can’t breathe” and begging for a female officer. Hopkins was reportedly held on a $25,000 bond.

@madmantheory @thecitizenry_ @Megatron_ron Except he’s full of shit and this isn’t what the nyt said, and that’s unrelated photo.

@thecitizenry_ @Megatron_ron The tweet is citing the New York Times it’s not like he’s saying he personally knows this. Retard.

BREAKING: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 The New York Times has confirmed that most of the 13 US bases in the Middle East have been destroyed and empty. Many of the 13 military bases in the region used by American troops are all but uninhabitable, with the ones in Kuwait, which is next door to Iran, suffering perhaps the most damage, according to the NYT.

@RealRayDonE @bdomenech @jimmykimmel Or when you have no argument you block people. The absolute projection from this boomer 😂

@RealRayDonE @bdomenech @jimmykimmel Without fail… *taps the sign*

When Markwayne Mullin was 20 his dad's health took a turn. He dropped out of college to run the family business. He built it from 6 people into a multimillion dollar HVAC company with 150+ employees. He's a pillar of his community, and @jimmykimmel can't even tell a funny joke.

@ZacksJerryRig I’m starting to think your retarded believing obvious propaganda

I'm starting to think that our death toll isn't still 13.

@FelixEngin @katelinthicum We can’t have a border because somebody might miss pizza and beaches.

@katelinthicum "We sit around all day just smoking cigarettes, watching movies, and talking, yet somehow our situation hasn't improved."

The U.S. is quietly deporting thousands of migrants to Mexico who have no connection to that country. Many are homeless and quasi stateless: undocumented in Mexico, and unable to return to their country of origin. latimes.com/world-nation/s…

@bmiranda24 @redsteeze Lmaoooooooo

@redsteeze Looks like he may have a future in cornhole.

He's fine.

@redsteeze Couple pieces of cardboard and he’ll be a-ok 👌

@mbalenhle998 @nypost Her and the fence are getting down in that second photo…

@nypost Like Erica Eiffel who legally married the Eiffel Tower in 2007, then years later dumped the Eiffel Tower for an ordinary fence 🙂

Woman who married river shares how she keeps romance alive on wedding anniversary: 'I am committed' trib.al/DHe7cxt

@Variety Lemme guess it’s gonna be Suaron is ashkually just like Trump!!!

NEW 'LORD OF THE RINGS' MOVIE Stephen Colbert is co-writing "The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past" (working title), which will go into production after "The Hunt for Gollum." The synopsis: "Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began." Colbert is co-writing the script with his son, Peter McGee, and franchise veteran Philippa Boyens. variety.com/2026/film/news…

@BruceLePage5 @CollinRugg Ok, but you’d think one could easily disarm him with the time it takes… wait is disarm the right phrasing here?

@CollinRugg This is Dayton firing a weapon. youtu.be/0QmPjTkX70Q?si…

NEW: Quadruple amputee professional cornhole player accused of murdering someone before driving off in his Tesla. Dayton Webber, 27, who has no arms & legs and was featured on ESPN, is accused of shooting 27-year-old Bradrick Michael Wells during an argument. "Police say Webber was in his Tesla SUV when he shot Wells in the passenger seat," a local report from Fox 5 said. "He then pulled over and asked two backseat passengers to help pull Wells out of the car. They refused and got out of the car before calling the police." Webber then allegedly drove off with Wells' body in the car. It's completely unclear how Webber was able to fire a weapon, considering he doesn't have fingers. "It’s early in the investigation, but there’s no evidence to suggest anyone else was involved in the shooting and that he acted alone," said Diane Richardson, Charles County Sheriff's Office. Webber faces first and second-degree murder charges. Video: ESPN

First look at Dwayne Johnson as Maui in the live-action ‘MOANA’ remake.

If this were the way the real Barney talked, nobody would have hated him.

@CamilleLean1 @not_jeffepstein Touch grass

lets see your wedding pictures pf you and your wife and some pictures of you with your parents and a marriage certificate . also a birth certificate would be helpful . And still, I know all of these things can be made up but the more you put together for us the more believable you would be but right now those old pictures from the 90s don't impress me.

Hey it’s Palm Beach Pete… my friend helped me make this to show you guys some photos of me in the 90s 🤙

@MurrayHillGuy1 Girls will say they’re freezing when the office temp is set below 70, then go out that night wearing the shortest skirt and the tiniest top possible while it’s 40 degrees out. The hoe law of thermodynamics never fails.

Saturday night in the west village. The girls have traded their pants for skirts. Thots don’t get cold. Happy spring

@CarrieTrapnatti @Skores9q Fuckin’ legend

@Skores9q Not Richard Mabbutt 😭

The trains name is WHAT??😂😂No way dawg😭😭

@SenSanders This is the most boomer thing ever lmao

I spoke to Anthropic’s AI agent Claude about AI collecting massive amounts of personal data and how that information is being used to violate our privacy rights. What an AI agent says about the dangers of AI is shocking and should wake us up.

American Exceptionalism.

@ymnis_v1 @justinryanio Ok and?

@justinryanio “it’s not post-processing” yeah…because it’s deeper than that now. the AI isn’t just touching the frame, it’s part of how the frame gets made in the first place. still generative. still AI deciding the final look. just wrapped in nicer language.

Reporter: Some are concerned NVIDIA’s DLSS 5 will make games look worse or homogeneous. In our Q&A today, Jensen Huang responded: “They’re completely wrong… you can fine tune the generative AI to your artistic style… if you want cartoon, toon shader, made of glass… it’s up to you. It’s not post processing at the frame level. It’s generative control at the geometry level. This is very different than generative AI. It’s content control generative AI.”