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🪁 My ancestors arrived in Salem in 1680, and survived the witch trials. I would not.
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@ThoughtCrimes80 how the fuck does she have enough muscle mass to lift her skeleton to a standing position?!?
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@vampiric_shirin It’s this.
Male coworker was adding his voice to his sneezing and coughing in the most dramatic ways… when he thought he was alone in the work area, he was sneezing and coughing in a normal way.
Once he spotted I was in my office, he went back to adding huge vocalizations.
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@gotrice2024 How many people are coming over? This is like $100+ of ingredients and a 3 hour clean up?
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This woman is making her famous seafood Alfredo. She starts off by putting frozen cooked shrimp, crab and imitation crab onto the griddle. The she adds garlic and onions, cheese and jarred Alfredo and breaks up raw pasta.
She keeps cooking until she proclaims the noodles are al dente even though we see some raw ends sticking up. She has her husband be the taste tester for her creation. He takes one bite but I wonder why he doesn’t give his opinion on it. Would you or have you made this on the griddle, did she do it right?
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@willNYYanks @Mappy6984 Might it be a bit difficult to put a muzzle on an unfriendly dog with the jaw torque to kill, twice a day?
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@Mappy6984 If you know your dog isn’t friendly and that you won’t be able to control it if something happens, put a muzzle on your dog.
That will prevent you from screaming and looking like a crazy person.
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@Amelia558rs The worst answer but “it depends.”
Not all eight year olds are the same. I was bookish and could be trusted not to light anything on fire for 40 minutes, because I was reading or coloring in my room.
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@ChinaNipona He would not do the same for you.
Block his whole family.
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Después de 20 años sin saber de él, me llega una solicitud de mensaje en Facebook de mi 'papá'. No era para pedirme perdón ni saber cómo estoy, era para decirme que tiene cirrosis, que necesita un trasplante de hígado y que, como compartimos grupo sanguíneo, soy su 'esperanza de vida'.
Me mandó capturas de sus estudios médicos por Messenger diciéndome que los doctores le explicaron que la compatibilidad con un hijo es la más alta y que 'Dios me puso en su camino para salvarlo'.
Mis tíos, que tampoco me llamaron nunca para mi cumpleaños, ahora me bombardean a mensajes diciendo que si no me hago los análisis de compatibilidad voy a tener una muerte sobre mi conciencia.
¿En serio la gente cree que el ADN te da derecho a exigirle un órgano a alguien que abandonaste hace dos décadas? Le clavé el visto y no sé si bloquearlo o mandarlo directamente a la mier©¢...
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@Akir_a997 In theory.
It would rely on having a male partner with the income to retire us both and a sincere promise to stay together forever.
At this point, abandoning my job is abandoning the best pension deal an American can hope to achieve, so it’s a massive risk for me now.
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@adamtoo__ @ericmmatheny Close but it’s entirely economic. It’s always been economic.
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Outside of the toxic leftist mindset, finances are probably the number one reason younger couples aren't having children...I see this amongst the younger Christian conservatives in my church, many of who are only scraping by...we need to fix this cost of living crisis.
I do believe Trump's policy actions will ease this burden but I fear democrats will ruin it.
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@LLannote @EricLDaugh No, the lines were long because TSA agents were unpaid for nearly two months, so they were calling out sick. That means fewer people were working.
Add in Spring being a peak travel season (more people travel at this time because of weather), you get long lines.
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@EricLDaugh Supposedly, the lines were really long because protesters were showing up in droves pretending to be passengers. ICE changed the rules so if you didn't have a ticket you didn't join the line. King Trump wins again! 🤗
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@__hellkite @beyoncegarden Keep your hands to yourself. blind or not. Dont run up to people and grab them are you retarded?
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@Roobear @BlondeOfWar I think they should have done the body makeup to cover all the tattoos to fit the new look more.
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@BlondeOfWar She looks really pretty. Regardless be you. But the tats are a tad much. My opinion.
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@Blacksword011 The old man doesn’t have to use a specific slur to be acting out of racism.
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@danleg98 @hutchinson Do you even know what you’re referencing with “what a women [sic] is”?
It was a Supreme Court justice nominee evading a gotcha (and irrelevant) question that was meant to be twisted and humiliate her no matter how it was answered.
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@hutchinson We have seen the left totally lose thier minds. Not knowing what a women is. The drive to socialism. The corruption of the Demorat party and the continuous gaslighting. The Obama years were race became everything. Yep,you are seeing the population move toward conservatism
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Seriously what the fuck happened with Gen X why are they so Trumpy??
Polling USA@USA_Polling
Generic Ballot Polling Among Gen-X: 🔴 GOP: 45% 🔵 DEM: 41% Morning Consult / March 29, 2026
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@GayBahaisUnited @RachelTrue @hutchinson I went to Catholic School in Orange County; same story. White kids with conservative parents mostly turn into conservatives/MAGAs, especially if they are handed jobs in the family business.
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@RachelTrue @hutchinson Most white kids in high school were right leaning but then I grew up in Riverside, California the county of Chad Bianco
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@Industrious112 @aip551 You should meet some folks from the Philippines. 😹
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Went on a first date last night—nice spot, vibing okay. Barely finished appetizers when dude hits me with: 'You tryna come back to my crib after this?'
I laugh it off: 'Nah man, we just met, let's chill and see.'
Bro's face changes INSTANT. 'Bet. Then you paying for your half.'
I didn't even blink. Smiled, flagged the server like 'Yo, can you box this up and slide me to a solo booth real quick? Thanks.' Moved my steak and drink across the room, ate in peace, tipped heavy on my portion only.
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@aip551 The last time I was accused of being a gold digger, it was over a $1.25 hot tea I had at a bar (I had been clear I don’t drink).
He wanted to split the bill, and had ordered himself multiple $14 margaritas. He wouldn’t (or couldn’t) cover the $1.25.
I put $2 on the table.
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@bodiddly90210 @beyoncegarden You can tell because it’s an edited video with the same set-up over and over.
The people were just showing their true colors.
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@beyoncegarden Well you can tell hes not blind and hes probably trying to rob them.
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