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Your girl doesn’t wanna be with you. She wants to be with me. Because I’m richer and more famous than you are. Luckily for you - I don’t want her.

Ah yes, the magic of the FA Cup…

I’m safer in Dubai with missiles flying overhead than I would be walking through London past 9pm

BREAKING Keir Starmer has given the US the green light to mount 'defensive' airstrikes against targets in Iran from Diego Garcia and RAF Fairford Starmer is delineating between the initial, offensive attacks by the US and Israel - which the UK did not support after deciding doing so would be unlawful - and 'defensive' action to stop wave after wave of drone and missile strikes across the Middle East 'Our partners in the Gulf have asked us to do more to defend them. And it’s my duty to protect British lives. 'We have British jets in the air as part of coordinated defensive operations which have already successfully intercepted Iranian strikes. 'But the only way to stop the threat is to destroy the missiles at source – in their storage depots or the launchers which are used to fire the missiles. 'The US has requested permission to use British bases for that specific and limited defensive purpose. 'We have taken the decision to accept this request to prevent Iran firing missiles across the region, killing innocent civilians, putting British lives at risk and hitting countries that have not been involved 'The basis of our decision is the collective self-defence of longstanding friends and allies, and protecting British lives. This is in line with international law and we are publishing a summary of our legal advice'

Handled this situation perfectly man, bunch of cunts trying to mug him off

Brook day

if I had tourettes my tics would be shouting "trans rights", "vote", and "black lives matter" because I'm a good fucking person

Sheffield Wednesday's relegation is official, meaning The Owls' February drop is the earliest in English league history 📉🚨

Britain needs a farmer in charge. Rupert Lowe.