Thrilled And Bored

I like how in action movies everyone just knows how to drive a boat.

@HarleyM23237136 You know what’s kept me from being dragged from my door to a FEMA camp? The total absence of FEMA camps to be dragged to.

@RonFilipkowski I have pictures of Bigfoot. You can’t see them, but I assure you, I HAVE them. And as long as there are no follow up questions, they are undeniable proof that Bigfoot exists. But you can’t see them!

@yasisalek Have you watched The Commish though?

Just gonna co-opt the opinions of people I respect about The Idol while I continue to watch The Shield

@PAPPADEMAS @yasisalek I’m so stoked to see them in Chicago!

this is in about four hours which means you have time to listen to the first 6 Steely Dan albums in their entirety before you leave or you can play Gaucho 6 times and then come over

@SleepWithCelebs @johnmoe @JamesUrbaniak I wish more people talked about Dave Made A Maze…

@AldermanTabares @ChicagosMayor @cpdmemorial @FOP7Chicago @royalpratt @Chicago_Police 13 yr olds are still children regardless of their lifestyle. And many children, given the opportunity to survive, grow up and learn and evolve. This feels a little bit like race-baiting, so please be more thoughtful about how you talk about these issues.

.@ChicagosMayor’s comments comparing the deaths of a gangbanger & an officer were wrong. A hero fallen is a tragedy. Ofc. Preston’s death marked the end of a short but beautiful life of service & sacrifice. If we truly value her gift, we see there is no comparison.

@yasisalek @harvilla If by “perform” you mean hang out with me, then yes.

Do you guys think me and @harvilla should “perform” at riot fest

@finbarro @RonFilipkowski He’s always been married to the money.

Breaking news from the Trump rally. Apparently, Mike Lindell has just gotten married.