Austen

@JAYCH3FED Did you see what the offense was doing when he was here the first time? Patrick was the best we’d ever seen him and then nagy comes back and he turns into a check down merchant. Everything will improve

@austenff Eric going to bring “accountability” to help grown WRs (with kids, mortgages, and wives) to magically beat man coverage?

How do I tell him?

@RKucheruck @TalkinYanks It objectively is a strike

@TalkinYanks I don’t like Jazz at all, but that pitch isn’t a strike.

Jazz is now 1-for-7 on pitch challenges

@TalkinYanks At what point do you ban him from challenging

@FantasyGod03 @SharpFootball We got rid of nagy and rehired bienemy we’ll be fine

@SharpFootball Chiefs all in on defense. Hope Walker is enough of an add to boost what was a pretty average offense last year

capital used to draft defense in 2026

@RyanTCSGO The terminals are so dumb give me cases or give me death

@stupidtechtakes Another classic case of solving a problem that doesn’t exist

your phone does this itself

@BlitzseaFishing Not a single one pictured below 65

These Republican Senators just got straight F's on their Conservative Review Liberty Score. Low freedom. High establishment. Zero excuses. Meet the Senate’s biggest big-government enablers: Who’s your least favorite F-grade Senator? Drop their name below 👇

@BaseballWRLD_ Ive seen like 6 tweets with this exact caption and they’re all jazz

One of the funniest ABS challenges yet

@RhysSullivan This has literally never happened to me it seems to be a skill issue

Whichever Apple engineer invented randomly making your alarms go silent needs to be fired

You know he read that shit 😭

@bruce_barrett Well that one isnt

These people are on our roads now.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

@Chiefstalk_ Never once saw that the chiefs were thinking about a tackle. Because no one thought we needed one. We needed DL more than anything and we traded up 3 spots to get a guy that wouldve been there at 9 and if not we couldve gotten downs or styles but no this is fine

Brett Veach says the Chiefs purposely didn’t bring in Mansoor Delane for a visit incase other teams realized we were interested. They instead opted for a zoom to keep it under the radar. Veach also said that he smokescreened the league into thinking that the team were taking a tackle. The organization heavily believed that the Commanders and Saints wanted Delane too. 4D chess 🧠

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

greatest shot of all time not kidding

@zeds_undead @PuppetEdgar If he had the highest % of the vote that still makes it a majority

@PuppetEdgar I hate to side with the progressive fruitcake but he’s technically correct in this instance

Making liberal nerds think they're election deniers...

@ByEricPratt @MLB Paying for a streaming service and still not being able to watch the games is criminal

(2/2) Twins (216 miles): Blacked out Royals (266 miles): Blacked out Cubs (362 miles): Blacked out White Sox (401 miles): Blacked out Cardinals (435 miles): Blacked out All told, as a Tigers fan, he'll miss at least 50 games this season. Is this "growing the game," @MLB?

My dad is 75 and lives in Iowa. He got the MLB Extra Innings package to watch the Tigers again this year - something he plans his whole day around. Tonight, Detroit (664 miles from his house) hosted Milwaukee (360 miles from his house). Couldn't watch. Blacked out. (1/2)

@RyanDay2Heaven File for divorce is the obvious move. You’ll get whatever you want because you have proof of wrongdoing

What do you even say or do if you’re Dianna Russini’s husband