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@FDSportsbook He could tell me what he’s throwing and where he’s throwing it and I still couldnt do it give me the 50,000

Would you rather... A. Be given $50,000 right now B. Have 100 pitches to hit a HR off of Paul Skenes for $100 million

@Mrpastaguy @CacheisOut “Is Cobble Out?”

@CacheisOut What will happen to this account after cache comes out?🤔

CACHE TIME!!!!

@S1apSh0es If you no longer go for a gap that exists, you are no longer a racing driver

Just take the position, man. I got a wife and kids back home. Sheesh.

@cs2newsupdate Get mirage out of my sight

The Cache map will be released in the coming days! Which map would you like to replace it with?

@JAYCH3FED Did you see what the offense was doing when he was here the first time? Patrick was the best we’d ever seen him and then nagy comes back and he turns into a check down merchant. Everything will improve

@austenff Eric going to bring “accountability” to help grown WRs (with kids, mortgages, and wives) to magically beat man coverage?

How do I tell him?

@RKucheruck @TalkinYanks It objectively is a strike

@TalkinYanks I don’t like Jazz at all, but that pitch isn’t a strike.

Jazz is now 1-for-7 on pitch challenges

@TalkinYanks At what point do you ban him from challenging

@FantasyGod03 @SharpFootball We got rid of nagy and rehired bienemy we’ll be fine

@SharpFootball Chiefs all in on defense. Hope Walker is enough of an add to boost what was a pretty average offense last year

capital used to draft defense in 2026

@RyanTCSGO The terminals are so dumb give me cases or give me death

@stupidtechtakes Another classic case of solving a problem that doesn’t exist

your phone does this itself

@BlitzseaFishing Not a single one pictured below 65

These Republican Senators just got straight F's on their Conservative Review Liberty Score. Low freedom. High establishment. Zero excuses. Meet the Senate’s biggest big-government enablers: Who’s your least favorite F-grade Senator? Drop their name below 👇

@BaseballWRLD_ Ive seen like 6 tweets with this exact caption and they’re all jazz

One of the funniest ABS challenges yet

@RhysSullivan This has literally never happened to me it seems to be a skill issue

Whichever Apple engineer invented randomly making your alarms go silent needs to be fired

You know he read that shit 😭

@bruce_barrett Well that one isnt

These people are on our roads now.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

@Chiefstalk_ Never once saw that the chiefs were thinking about a tackle. Because no one thought we needed one. We needed DL more than anything and we traded up 3 spots to get a guy that wouldve been there at 9 and if not we couldve gotten downs or styles but no this is fine

Brett Veach says the Chiefs purposely didn’t bring in Mansoor Delane for a visit incase other teams realized we were interested. They instead opted for a zoom to keep it under the radar. Veach also said that he smokescreened the league into thinking that the team were taking a tackle. The organization heavily believed that the Commanders and Saints wanted Delane too. 4D chess 🧠

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do