Bryan Lethcoe
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Bryan Lethcoe
@bryanlethcoe
Old guy in Houston. Former submariner. Plank Owner. Emerald Shellback. Opinions mine, etc.
My fart post was even being read by people overseas, and I learned that in their countries this act is called ‘crop dusting.’ thank you.
Every American has been here at some point in their life. You might call it “outdated” you might wince at the wood paneling, but ask yourself, is it really that bad after all?
Banks County Woman Arrested After Turning Numbered Pigs Loose in Walmart COMMERCE, GA — Shoppers at the Commerce Walmart were thrown into confusion Saturday afternoon after a local woman allegedly released four pigs—each spray-painted with the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5—into the store, triggering what authorities later described as “a logistical nightmare disguised as a math problem.” The Incident According to witnesses, 47-year-old Charlene Mixon entered the store pushing a buggy that appeared to be shaking and occasionally grunting. Employees assumed it was either a wobbly wheel or a normal Saturday. Moments later, Mixon allegedly opened the buggy, shouted “Run free!”, and four pigs scattered across the store—one toward Housewares, one toward Grocery, one toward Electronics, and one directly into the Vision Center. The Numbering Scheme The pigs were labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5, which immediately caused confusion among staff. “We spent an hour looking for pig number 4,” said assistant manager Trevor Haskins. “Then we realized there wasn’t one. I’m still mad about it.” Several customers joined the search, believing it was some kind of promotional event. Police Response Banks County Sheriff deputies arrived quickly, though officers admitted they were “not trained for livestock deployed with psychological warfare.” One officer slipped near the bacon section, which he later described as “deeply ironic.” All four pigs were eventually captured using two laundry baskets, a pallet of marshmallows, and one determined elderly greeter who said she had “handled worse at the Piggly Wiggly years ago.” Mixon was arrested without incident, though she did request that officers “let the pigs finish what they started.” Charges Authorities say she faces disorderly conduct, livestock at large, interference with commerce, and “creating unnecessary suspense via missing number 4.” The pigs were unharmed and transported to a local county animal control facility, where staff described them as “friendly and surprisingly fast.” Community Reaction Locals have already dubbed the event “The Great Walmart Pig Caper.” A Facebook group titled “Where Is Pig #4?” has gained hundreds of members.
Civilians film the remains of a liquid-fueled Iranian ballistic missile that fell on the West Bank tonight.
Well…I’ll be bringing a little Texas home inside me.
JUST IN: IRGC Spokesman says IRGC Navy Killed American Soldiers "The assault, employing suicide drones and ballistic missiles, killed numerous American terrorist gunmen, with wounded terrorists evacuated to Saleh al-Sabah, Mohammed al-Hamad, and Ali al-Salem hospitals."
Time for a caption contest!
Kai Trump was miles away at Miami Open during Tiger Woods crash trib.al/cFVy170
Tesla Model Y is the world's best-selling car for 3 consecutive years 2023: #1 2024: #1 2025: #1 Cumulative global sales: 4,000,000+ units Not best-selling EV. Best-selling car. Period. Beating every gas, hybrid, and electric vehicle on Earth