Chester Funkerhouse

@BeauforNC @GuntherEagleman Are you fucking retarded?

@GuntherEagleman But I thought Trump was so loved by all Americans? Those people there are simple Americans that get paid a small fee to count votes that’s it, so if he was so loved why would these normal Americans screw him over

Evidence of the cheat.

@GuntherEagleman Georgia Security Camera Footage: Trump was leading by 160,000 votes, then suddenly a water pipe burst, pole watchers were kicked out, and 4 suitcases of ballots came out from under the table. These people ran those ballots through the machines unsupervised for 2 hours.

Hopefully he was able to enjoy a nice warm bag of trash after this

@esjesjesj This parody account is pretty funny.

They still have 3 million Epstein files they haven’t released. JD Vance was part of s conspiracy with other cabinet members about how not to release all of them and he’s admitting it here. Donald Trump is a pedophile

BREAKING: President Trump reveals plan to REPLACE illegal alien truck drivers with US Veterans THIS IS AWESOME 👏 "We're gonna replace [illegals] with proud American Veterans... any American who's driven a heavy truck for our military will automatically be eligible for a Commercial Driver's License."

Portland, Oregon police say they couldn’t respond to a naked man kidnapping a young girl because no officers were available as 911 response times surge to about 40 minutes after Democrats defunded the police Who could’ve possibly see this coming?

@bethbourdon @DavidJacksonWi2 Not with people like you they know they will get away with it, ya dumb cunt

@DavidJacksonWi2 people already know there's death penalty and yet still they end up killing people, so it's obviously not a deterrent. he's serving life in prison now, how is the world less safe soley because of how he will die in prison?

scrolling through twitter i am seeing QTs of my tweet and it appears i have triggered a lot of men who cannot handle a woman as a defense attorney. they cannot handle that i'm proud to have saved a life. they can't handle that i morally don't believe in the death penalty (i also believe it violates the 8th amendment). they don't believe in the 6th amendment's right to counsel. they're actively wishing me dead for doing my job and calling me a whore because of my job (weirdest part). if you believe in the death penalty, that's fine. many do. but the irony of wishing me dead to say that murder is wrong and thus the death penalty is good is very puzzling.

@libsoftiktok They're going to fuck with the wrong people eventually.

BREAKING: Former Vice Chair for the Arizona Democratic Party Brianna Westbrook, a man pretending to be a woman, ARRESTED for allegedly breaking into a home and threatening someone with a knife

@InternetH0F As long as Elliot Paige plays Gollum I'll be watching.

'The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum' has begun production Releasing December 17, 2027

🚨Tom Hanks has a strange connection to Route 66. Was he sending a message to Isaac Kappy?

Elisa Slotkin literally said that Democrats can’t win elections if only U.S. citizens vote and that’s why they’re opposing the SAVE Act This should be front page of every news outlet for weeks

@Chilis Retards letting retards run the show...gay

As a place where diversity, equity and inclusion are always on the menu, we’re proud to support and celebrate our Team Members and Guests who are part of the LGBTQ+ community. #PrideMonth

Mamdani on why rape is up in NY: "A lot of it is from expanding what counts as rape"

A local DJ in Bournemouth named Tommy Shrewsbury got attacked by a bunch of migrant men, and Police told him not to talk about it due to "potential backlash". So thank you, Tommy, for talking about it. They CANNOT be allowed to keep hiding all the violence migrant filth brings into our country.

@libsoftiktok Who the hell is Margaret Cho?

Actress Margaret Cho mocks Lindsey Graham’s death and appears to wish Trump is next

This is not a right-wing parody video Toronto Police actually posted this

@agalewind @barnes_law You should lead my example

@barnes_law Well, I never thought I would ever compliment Graham, but at least he did us a solid by dying quickly. Unlike McConnell and Feinstein.

Graham was a 71-year old alcoholic. His sudden death really shouldn't be that much of a surprise.

@CHRISTI12512382 @GavinNewsom There hasn't been a new one in 35 years, quit your bitching.

@GavinNewsom LET'S BE HONEST... TRUMP'S NEW AIRFORCE ONE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A TAXPAYER PAID REFIT, EXPENSIVE & OVERSIZED LEARJET! THEY SHOULD'VE LET HIM TAKE HIS CHANCES & ANYBODY ELSE WHO WANTED TO FLY WITH HIM, AND LET HIM FLY HOME FROM TURKEY IN IT! WHATEVER WILL BE WILL BE! We can hope!

Deploys private police. Seizes ballots. Prosecutes his political enemies. Purges watchdogs. SUBPOENAS THE FREE PRESS. If only there were a word for that.