beth

someone dm’d me to ask if i am morty’s mom (beth smith) and oh my god

@dieworkwear i aspire to annoy this many people

it's genuinely enjoyable to be annoying. not sure why this is

this is not a button down shirt. it's a button up shirt. a button-down is a shirt with collar points that button-DOWN onto the shirt's body. a button-up shirt is a shirt with what's known as a "coat front," which is to say it has buttons going up the body.

@jdizzle635 @jenelaina check youtube

@jenelaina @bethbourdon @ogafroman I missed it. From what I've read only one tv station was allowed to broadcast.

i'm incredibly jealous of afroman's lawyer. what a fun trial to be able to cross examine cops on whether afroman fucked their wives, whether they're a son of a bitch, whether they're a dipshit, and just general trolling of cops via free speech. congrats on your win, @ogafroman!

@elonmusk i can only speak for fl, but a not guilty by reason of insanity does not free you unless you are no longer insane. the overwhelming majority of ppl go to the state hospital, and many never leave. others get stepped down to a place like an assisted living facility. like Hinkley

This is insane

@ProfessorDNA @ogafroman i didn't know that. fucking bullshit, as if afroman wanted to be sued? come on.

@bethbourdon @ogafroman I understand the judge decided to make the respondent, who won, pay half the court costs.

@thatlawyerLisa @ogafroman i will never get to do this in court. :(

@bethbourdon @ogafroman And quote Cardi B and Afroman lyrics. I am so, so jealous.

@fuckyourbs1 @JorgeTilly @tyomadiscoteka @BenHanan_ i'm one of the bougiest people you will ever meet and i had no idea those are cartier glasses and neither will they unless they read the loser OP's tweet. i also don't give a shit what brand they are; he's there trying to help when very few are.

@JorgeTilly @tyomadiscoteka @BenHanan_ I'm sure the starving cubans are thinking "wow this asshole is wearing expensive glasses"

Average Annual Salary in Cuba: $156 USD Hasan Pikers Cartier Glasses: $1380 USD It would take the average Cuban 9 years to purchase Hasan Pikers glasses

did elon start the iran war to raise gas prices so high that people want to ditch their trucks and SUVs for EVs?

@pillager20 @ogafroman if they were smart, they would stfu so they don't become more famous for being dipshits, sons of bitches, and pound cake addicts

@bethbourdon @ogafroman Have the keystone cops learned their lessons or are they going to appeal this?

If yall keep on laughing, she gonna eat your wifes pussy too

reminder that @GuntherEagleman is a liar who blocks people that call him out on his bullshit (thus i cannot qt or reply to his lies). 1:42ish on the link: c-span.org/program/joint-…

@LDSLaw if trump can celebrate peoples' deaths, we can celebrate his. it will be a worldwide celebration. hoping for fireworks from other countries.

Donald Trump, at almost 80, is going to die sooner than we think. Bookmark this. When Trump passes, there will be an absolute ORGY of grotesque delight on the Left and even among moderates. They will celebrate in the streets and hold parties. It will be a macabre display, such as we've never seen yet. It will make their celebration of Charlie Kirk's murder look like your great aunt Mildred's church tea party. Mark my words.

@BenGrahamUK picture taken to avoid the top of the box, which says happy easter. fuck you and everyone like you. i hope you choke on an easter egg.

Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?

@BillAckman you and your private plane should stfu, or ask the GOP why they keep turning down plans that would fund TSA

Politicians should not be able to shut down our country’s critical infrastructure in an attempt to achieve a political outcome.

@AllBiteNoBark88 so, in addition to the boxes saying happy easter on the top as posted in the comments, you're using a picture where the price is in pounds, which is not australian money (where your account is based from) nor is it the u.s. dollar. your account should be demonetized for rage bait

#Boycott all brands that have ERASED the Word "Easter" Don't like Jesus Christ? Screw your Profits

@LyndieWho @BasedMikeLee @Hunter_Eagleman mexico provides their voter ID card for free to all citizens when they turn 18 (and sometimes before they turn 18)

@BasedMikeLee @Hunter_Eagleman

Pass the SAVE America Act Bad things could happen if we don’t Horrible things like this👇

@BasedMikeLee mike, how has that not happened already without the SAVE act? it's almost as if mass voter fraud isn't real and the states can handle their voting.

this note lmfao

@klgrube @Notwokenow @Downtownfairy @HBO @ICEgov i'm sorry, are you saying r*pe is woke?

@Notwokenow @Downtownfairy @HBO @ICEgov This episode was outrageous and I will no longer be watching. This flat-out woke depiction of ICE was just plain too much. Sorry HBO. This show was the reason I subscribed, but I will be unsubscribing shortly. I won't tolerate woke garbage like that.

Hey @HBO, FUCK YOU. SHAME ON YOU for demonizing the brave men and women of @ICEgov. I am thoroughly disgusted. And am cancelling my subscription NOW. Boycott HBO!!!