Colm Murphy

And now, from what I believe to be one of my finest hours, ladies and gentlemen, may I present: Marco Polio.

@jimmyfallon Actually very good.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day from Guinness and Van Morrison.

stop spending money on Claude Code. Chipotle's support bot is free:

The 13YO tried to renegotiate her (very generous!) allowance this morning, so now she gets to learn econ again. 🤣 Being a parent is fun.

@VeniceApostle @kittenaround_51 This is the point.

@kittenaround_51 You have off street parking. But choose to park on the street?

These guys live in New York and have a permanent parking spot outside their home. They were doing repairs on the sidewalk and parked their car across the street until the cement was dry. A man comes along and sees a free parking spot and takes it. So the homeowners call the cops the next morning. The cop tells them this person has gotten 20 other parking violations. After the ticket is written, the homeowner can then call a tow. The next evening, 24 hours later, the neighbor shows up looking for his car threatening to sue them. Should the homeowners not called the tow or should the neighbor had asked to park in their spot?

@talkSPORT Honestly who cares at this point

Floyd Mayweather to have examination for Manny Pacquiao rematch as sanctioning update given #Echobox=1772725172" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">talksport.com/boxing/4026582…

In 1992, Shabba Ranks visited Nigeria to perform at a concert but decided to visit Afro-beat legend, Fela Kuti at his Kalakuta Republic compound early in the day. Shabba Ranks then challenged Fela to a smoking contest but he lost when he passed out and fell asleep

@JamesPearceLFC FFS

1-0 Wolves

@FabrizioRomano @KSRelief_EN Disgraceful

Global Humanitarian Role of Saudi Arabia @KSRelief_EN #ad

@Ziggys_Duck I salute this level of dedication to detail. 🫡

23 years ago today, the Southeastern District surveillance van departed the Port of New Orleans. #TheWire

Adding a bit of character to the "Veins of the earth" Volcano dataviz project Built w/ React + @typescript + @threejs + @reactthreefiber Data Source: @smithsonian global volcanism program #Volcano #DataViz #ThreeJS #Geospatial #CreativeCoding #GAI #VisualArt

“Hey guys, cut the horse shit.” -supervisor at the horse shit cutting factory

Has anyone ever lived long enough to need a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

Picasso's thoughts on the Moon landing. Printed in The New York Times, p. 6, 1969

Roses are red. Clouds drift away.

It's been the coldest winter in more than two decades for swaths of the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic. In New York, you'd have to go back to the mid-1990s to find a colder one. Some younger people would be experiencing the coldest winter of their lives so far.

@thisisanfield Perhaps they should call a right back too

NEW: Liverpool call new 19-year-old left-back into training for Brighton FA Cup tie lfc.thisisanfield.com/TQxT3T

A pizza that has radius “z” and height “a” has volume Pi × z × z × a.

Here’s a report award from a #LUFC academy coach in 1998, when James Milner was 12. Four years later, he was playing & scoring in the Premier League. Another 23 years later, he’s equalled the PL appearance record. A story of relentlessness & dedication nytimes.com/athletic/70216…

@friedmandave @jpodhoretz hahaha

@jpodhoretz The warmth of collectivism

This pile is almost 7 ft high. How’s it going to go away?