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@house_dynamite Classic @netflix ruining what could have been a good movie with the worst ending they could think of...

In Academy Award winner Kathryn Bigelow's A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE, "Idris Elba embodies the President with aching sincerity." Watch now on Netflix.

@WallStreetApes Lol I call bullshit. I bought my house without the help of anyone, by myself, when I was 25. At 20, I was homeless, literally living in a tent. I never went to college, I did this working in construction. And I live in a state in the top 5 of the most expensive.

This post got 136k+ Likes in under 24 hours. Younger Americans say they have no future “They tell us to stop eating out and rents $2,000 a month. Oh, save for retirement, and yet you can barely save for next week. Go buy a house, every house is half a million dollars” “I'm not asking for a handout, man. We're asking for a freaking fair shot at life. Our parents did not work harder than we work right now. They were simply just given a better chance. Their wages covered their lives, their bills, their hobbies, their passions. Our wages barely cover our freaking bills for the month, dude. No amount of budgeting can ever fix a system designed to keep us down. We're doing the best that we can. And yet it feels like the outcome has already been decided.”

@coinbase in your new US perps you claim it is only closed from 5 to 6pm ET but yet daily I get overnight liquidation warnings. I've read through all your documentation provided in relation to futures but there is no explanation. Make it make sense please

Imagine caring so much about the epstein files when you're not a multi-millionaire

@NekozTek @Cobratate He has one called tate pledge i think

@Cobratate Why not create a charity?

The worst thing about becoming rich (500M+) is that there’s nothing to buy. You invest to increase your money, but that’s not buying things. 20 cars, 10 houses, yacht, jet, 15 diamond watches. Done. Then you’re left with PILES OF MONEY and nothing at all to buy besides steak.

@TateTheTalisman @grok can you translate this video from Romanian to english?

Who speaks Romanian? youtube.com/watch?v=FrWUNW…

@dpatcorb @LeadingReport @Polymarket what do you think???

BREAKING: President Trump to end asylum claims for hundreds of thousands of illegal migrants, making them immediately deportable.

@unusual_whales This page definitely sold out. Such a shame it used to be very insightful.

The US bombs didn't collapse the underground Iranian nuclear facility, and set it back a few months, per NYT

@BigDaddyClem @LeadingReport When used in a way that enhances your life or helps you with things then it is great but the problem is instead of using their own brain people are outsourcing their critical thinking to LLMs so I 100% believe this

@LeadingReport This is psyop. Every single person has access to a lawyer, accountant, medical advice, investment advice etc… things only the rich had abundant access to before.

BREAKING: ChatGPT use linked to cognitive decline, according to MIT research, per The Hill.

@libsoftiktok Send her to the gulag

This is allegedly a military member who joined an anti-ICE protest in Dallas to portest Trump This should not be tolerated.

@Waller7J I'm lucky to have my loved ones say, "What's taking so long?" It's a joke to them, but to me, I agree, so I push harder

When you're building yourself up, your loved ones may say... "I'm worried about you." "Isnt that enough?" Then when you succeed, they'll say... "I always knew you could do it." As a gentleman, the only thing you should say after that is “thank you”.

@basedbrickpush1 Come to the states Arno! We can swing by vegas and shoot rocket launchers together!

Imagine being a hardworking high IQ dude. You get accepted into Harvard, lifelong goal reached. You arrive at your first class and Shaniqua is there yelling "SHEEEIIIIIIIT" at her phone full blast. Being an American is wild man.

@LeadingReport This gave me a pretty good laugh

BREAKING: Secret Service whistleblower alleges that Biden would often get lost in his White House closet in the mornings and struggle to find his way out, per Sen. Josh Hawley.

@unusual_whales Look at bitcoin. It's been priced in and the market doesn't care because a rating from Moody's is about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop

Moody’s downgraded the US credit rating to Aa1 from Aaa. How do you think will this affect the US and the stock market?

@unusual_whales Sounds like it's time to refinance by injecting liquidity. GOLDEN BULL RUN IN FULL FORCE

The US Government now spends more money on interest payments on the National Debt ($1.11 Trillion) than it does on National Defense ($1.10 Trillion), per Charlie Bilello.

@ryeakiraz @unusual_whales Idk, never heard of her

President Trump has said he never had plans to fire Jerome Powell

@DJMartinez06 @unusual_whales I think it's eliminating illegals

@unusual_whales Eliminating the Middle Class is the primary goal of the Trump Administration

JUST IN: U.S. Department of Education will now begin collecting student loan payments, not collected from those who defaulted since 2020, per FOX

@Kenn_Fn_Powers @LeadingReport it's extortion because the irs has guns

@LeadingReport Taxation is theft.

BREAKING: IRS projected to collect $500 billion less in tax revenue this year, per WaPo.

@ModernInvest Then Ripple Labs will sell lol

What happens when XRP has 16 ETFs by September ?

@Boomer0888 @sandislonjsak @unusual_whales Might be the lowest IQ comment I've seen today

@sandislonjsak @unusual_whales Trump is going to do decades worth of damage to our nation

JUST IN: Donald Trump right now: Moving forward, career government employees, working on policy matters, will be classified as "Schedule policy/career," If these government workers refuse to advance policy interests of president, or are engaging in corrupt behavior, they should no longer have a job This will allow federal government to finally be "Run like a business."