logged out for a bit

I don't care what it's replying to, I will put a love heart on the have a sook cunt meme every time

@WeekendTwitr Are you for real

on this day in 2001 my roommate picked up the phone and canceled at 93% my Napster download of Ms. Jackson by Outkast that had been going for 11 hours

@ES162020 @josephcwhite @TimJGraham The man in question can't

@josephcwhite @TimJGraham Wait...are you saying men can't get pregnant? Do you want to rethink that?

Don't be shocked: the intern who has sex with a married president wants the right to abort.

@VisionFL @ConSelfOwns Mate she's literally just sitting there

@ConSelfOwns Conflating a minor sexualizing herself with you finding a minor sexual

The number eight is spelt wrong

If you count les petites morts, I’ve been faking my own death for years.

@mattDCLXVI Worth at least $150 each

crikey flamin’ heck

Do people who still like the Melbourne cup know they can just put on a $50 suit and do blow whenever they want? They don't need some shitty money laundering event to do it at.

@_hood_mona_lisa @benedictsred Levi McDonald's Yeehaw

@0bungler Got to be one of the top 5 most punchable faces in Australia

Turn on comments you cowards

Melbourne Cup Idea: The Nation That Stops The Race

BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has resigned as England's Prime Minister

@domingo51 @TurnbullVanessa He fucked a Castle?

@TurnbullVanessa Gina has a half castle Sister thanks to her Father

@Kyndryl That first sentence needs editing and your name sounds like over the counter medicine.

45% of all passenger cars are built by our customers supported by the vital technology systems we helped build. We work at the core of businesses that are moving the world forward.  #TheHeartofProgress. rb.gy/mupvj0

@LakotaMan1 Australia

A MAGA just told me that my non-Native alliance are bots. Let’s prove him wrong — where are my allies at?

@NoContextBrits Toast. Pointless filler.

You have to lose one item. What is it?

@Nothennyfr Yeah but I don't have $50k and I reckon I could get it cheaper

@corybernardi Hope she sees this bro