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USA in movies vs. USA in real life 😭

@WatcherGuru Good the "that's not X that's Y" responded are downright annoying

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Happy Friday Friends!

@elonmusk @grok Elon please.... Trump promised to free the crypto crowd and he is doing nothing. The 1099-DA form has made the situation a nightmare some of us will not come back from

Try using @Grok for your taxes!

Then fucking do it or shut the fuck up already

@CryptoTaxSucks @heishimmy Really??? If you have thousands of transactions can't you just group by day? Doesn't turbo tax allow that???

They do expect every trade on form 8949 The 1099 da from Coinbase will not have accurate cost basis data but your own records can be used to substantiate the cost basis and gains you reported. Pretty much the process is: 1)Set up a crypto tax software. from other comments sounds like you have a ton of wallets so Awaken I’ve seen handle this where others have limits on wallets and txs you can add 2)review the txs to make sure they’re accurately categorized 3)make sure your calculated balances are correct in the software vs. onchain. This can get messed up on large accounts with lots of wallets. If you don’t feel like doing all that services like ours can help.

How do you even pay taxes. Everything is sent from Phantom to Coinbase so there is $0 cost basis on my form. They expect me to log every single meme trade I've ever made?

@Liltimmy909 @heishimmy It's illogical and tyranny but people prefer to use their breath to simp and suck the tit of government

@under_score317 @UziCryptoo Ok boomer. You had it easy and impose your comfort on others in a world that does not resemble anymore the one you grew up in.

@UziCryptoo I commute a total of 15 mins per day. I work 40 hours and get paid for 40 hours. I’m smart, I don’t rent. Layoffs can be prevented, make yourself difficult to replace. Gen Z is just lazy and think everything should just be given to them.

The phrase "nobody wants to work anymore" is hilarious... Like, no dude, people don't want to: - Commute 2 hours daily - Miss their kids growing up - Trade their entire life for rent - Get laid off with zero warnings - Work 50 hours for 40 hours pay Fix the system. not the workers.

@nickcammarata @PaulAustin3w "it's not X it's Y" is driving me absolutely nuts. Smells of a.i. to high heaven

@PaulAustin3w i support this but too much ai accent

Two psilocybin macrodoses. Sperm motility drops 51%. Free testosterone drops 24%. And it's the same mechanism that improved every other biomarker Bryan Johnson measured. This is the pattern from his first experiment all over again. Last time, glucose, inflammation, and cortisol all moved together. Now testosterone, SHBG, and fertility markers are all moving together too. Psilocybin doesn't optimize individual metrics. It reorganizes the system upstream, and the body decides what gets priority. Bryan even buried the clue in his own post: 5-HT2A receptors on sperm. The same receptor driving the neuroplastic reset is directly signaling reproductive biology. These aren't "complicated results." This is one mechanism expressed across every system it touches. Psilocybin mushrooms don't do trade-offs. They reorganize. Some numbers go up, others go down, because the system is rebalancing, not optimizing one variable at a time. Bryan's running the most quantified psychedelic experiment in history. And the data keeps pointing to the same thing: you can't separate what psilocybin does to your brain from what it does to your body. It was never a longevity drug. It's a system tuner.

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@remarks do something about the IRS and the 1099-DA form and your support will sky-rocket again @POTUS

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump's economic approval drops to -29, worst of his political career, according to a national polling series.

Congress is fucking impotent

This is not a hard concept to grasp. 👇

@WhiteHouse I wish Trump would bring that passion energy to destroying what REALLY terrorizes the American people. IRS is at the top of that list. Abolish it!!!

Statement from President Trump on South Pars Gas Field:

Live look at millions of Americans about to be discombobulated by the IRS' latest monstrosity: the 1099-DA form.

@big_duca im gonna type in all caps cause yeah im screaming. BUT THIS IS NOT A 1099.. THIS IS NOT A 1099 THIS IS FUCKING WORD DOC THEY SPUN UP

My guess is Coinbase (and most CEX) sent out millions of incorrect tax forms this year. I’ve looked at 100s of 1099-DAs this year. When I close my eyes, they haunt me. I have seen: > incorrect proceeds on sent assets (being counted as sales) > simple USD fiat trades for some users having incorrect proceeds > so much more BS Errors in the root DAs (not to mention we have bugs bc no one gave them to us ahead of time). All of these compound to weird results that make reconciling challenging. It’s gonna be a painful couple of years. Fuck the gov for doing this.