Jenkyyypoo🌻

Last night was so much fun... Netsky live was brilliant. I coulda danced all through to today if only they'd let me!

Sitting next to a complete stranger and a notification with a pair of tits from X pops up visible to all - literally done with this app, deleting it. Thanks guys ❤ if you wanted to follow me still my Instagram is @abzzjenkz21 - peace n luv ✌❤

First night living at my boyfriends house and can't sleep but lying here wide awake at 2am listening to his cute lil farts half waking him up and smiling to myself ... I've got it baaaaad guys 💕👌

Just reading back on my tweets as haven't been on here in a while and LOLing at this considering I met a man on the 20th September and was in love with him after date 2. 😂😂😂

Dont know why I bother doing my hair and make up on the train every Friday going to see my boyfriend, it stays nice for approximately 14 minutes upon seeing him

I'm so fucking high at the moment yet I haven't smoked weed in ages x 👀👀👀👀

2025... the year ive realised I can do anything if I put my mind to it! I feel like I've grown as a person SO MUCH in just a year its actually crazy. I used to fear getting older, now I just see it as a blessing - growing every day!

I can't believe today was my last day working for the NHS after the last 5 years! My last patient of the day was an elderly lady just ringing up to say that I'd restored her faith in the system 🥺❤ I've loved moments like this, but so excited for the next chapter 🥰

@stylishdawg If this is the thing that happened of your day you think is most worthy and interesting to tweet about, then really you should take a look at yourself 😂 I'd rather be fat and happy with my life than a judgemental cunt x

fat guy just walked into my gym, ran on the treadmill for ~45 seconds, did 8 bicep curls, then left. i’m very anti making fun of fat people in the gym but like… cmon man.

If I was on #LoveIsBlindUK if I was about to be proposed to through the pod walls and they asked if I was standing up, I'd say yes whilst rolling around on the floor and dry humping the carpet for just the lols ...and that is probably why I'm single 😂

It'd actually making me cringe soooo much that they're throwing the L bomb around so much 😭😭😭😭 STOP IT i wanna enjoy this shite

I'm watching #LoveIsBlindUK for the first time ever s2 and how the flying fuck are all of them in love??! After a few dates- come on - completely takes away from me the reality, who does that. I miss reality TV from the days before social media (she says, whilst on social media)

I'm in the mood to write a whole dissertation on #LoveIsBlindUK

Also just realised it's quite nice reading back your old tweets from a year ago and knowing things are a lot better now. And realise I should keep a diary really

I only ever go on twitter when I'm depressed as fuck or higher than a baked potato... guess which one i am today x

RIP to the one and only Ozzy Osbourne. There will never be another like him.

@GWRHelp hi, my train from Reading to Gatwick airport on the 11th July was cancelled then the next one was stopped service at Guildford leaving me no other alternative to get a taxi to the airport. Please can you advise how I claim compensation and refund for ticket? Thanks

@Rob197711 Bathe in the fountain of youth

@flapzillaa It’s the kind of thing I can imagine trying aged about 9…

I've had a weedy gummy and I'm enjoying a very baked listening to music sesh... I sat up in bed and started dancing around for ages til I caught a glimpse of myself and realised I looked like Kate winslet when she's dancing in the bed in The Holiday

@Rob197711 I reckon it would take insane amounts of orange squash to get high, but I want to test what the limit is

@flapzillaa Yeah if you can get high on double strength orange squash…which I think you can

@Rob197711 Well in that case I hope you're as high as I am 😂😂✌

@flapzillaa Yeah sames! 😆

@Rob197711 I hardly ever use it anymore, only seems to be when I'm either depressed or high as fuck 🤣🤣

@flapzillaa You need to post here more often…