Andrew “Big Boy” Jenkins

Holy war week is interesting for a BYU fan like me. I drink. Have tattoos and curse like a sailor. Randos think I’d be a Ute. But I’m a die hard cougar fan through and through.

Jack in the Box in American Fork is finally open! What a glorious day

Obsession is easily a contender for top Horror movie of the year. That was F’ed

@UteFanIvan The Centarnio is my go to in Forza for this reason. Will never fit in it so I make do with video games

Man I wish I fit in Lambos. They’re so cool.

Does anyone else try to buy food that expires on their birthday? Just because it’s funny. Or am I the only weird one?

@UncleMaui There’s a bar right on the street behind center field and I know on non-game days they will typically open the shutters. But I don’t remember the name.

@greifmachine5 Been there done that I wonder what Boston area bars are like…

Dang it Headed to Boston in September for work for several days…and the Red Sox are out of town the whole time Would have loved to catch a game at Fenway

@DevinD33 It got to 12. Would have been more but I ran out

@greifmachine5 Only 10? Catch up

Now 10 beers on the other had. Call me triple h

I don’t care what anyone says. 6 beers really ain’t that many

- Big corporate company: “let’s lay off all of our solid American workforce for cheap international labor” -same company “oh shit we just let go of all our hard workers. I know, let’s offer Overtime to all remaining employees until the next cheap labor training group is done”

@DevinD33 I feel that honestly

@greifmachine5 I thought about it then someone said it required exercise so I said screw that

I used to be able to eat jalapeños from the jar. I'd pile them on top of my Bahama mama dog. Today I put a couple on my burrito and I think I'm either having a heart attack or dying from heart burn.

@bigunclepooh @Jonnybgbold As the child who found this out the hard way. I can confirm it works. Lose access to pop tarts or Twinkies as a 15 year old and you’ll remember to throw away the box. Also Pooh make sure to keep that pantry full. I’ll probably come by sometime soon 😂

@Jonnybgbold I made a rule that I wouldn't buy the item any more if they did this. Only had to stick to it for one time and it stopped. Now the bad news, they will still eat from your pantry when grown. I buy certain things now just for when they visit.

Can’t wait till my kids grow up, and get families of their own. I hope they get a house, with a big pantry. I’d love to go inside the pantry and eat the last of something. Cereal, chips, crackers etc and then leave the empty fucking package for them to find….

Some things are best left on the drawing board

I don’t care what anyone says. Sometimes it’s okay to not forgive someone for their actions.

@JeffBiesinger Honestly. Living in UC. I hate driving in SL county 🤣

Would you rather

“But who are we to wonder where we're going? Who am I to tell me who I am? Let's take it back and take in every moment Who am I to tell me who I am?”

I need to find a way to attend the game on Friday. I really need to experience the playoff atmosphere for hockey.

Still don’t think I’ll ever beat this pull. $250 card out of a $15 box. Haven’t stopped thinking about it for the last week

@RyanQualtrics Lost my job last week and been cheering the team from the couch. Would love to have the opportunity to cheer in person. But only if I can bring my pops @bigunclepooh with me.

Vibes were nice last game… Let’s keep this going with 8 more seats in the suite for tomorrow