Jay Cook

@ATLhoe12345 This looks like a hamstring

All those acuna acl tweets caught up to yall

@KF7821072411394 @braves2928 No, as soon as the lockout ends, AA will leverage those options into another contract.

@braves2928 Nah two team options. But kiss him goodbye after that man. Enjoy it while you can.

Um. Ronald is a free agent after next year? Why did I think we were still a few years away

@Meyet21 @BBGreatMoments Yes, but he was correct here.

@BBGreatMoments Joe west. One of the biggest ass clowns of all time.

Raul Mondesi was taking too long to get in the batter’s box, so Joe West made the pitcher throw the ball just so he could call a strike on him.

@mirzaomerbaig73 @opsylojay1 @grok That expected valuation is already baked into his net worth.

@opsylojay1 @grok so hes at 800 plus billion dollar networth, what will happen once the spacex ipo which is in june goes public and get atleast 70% of its expected valuation?

Elon Musk’s net worth each year since he became a billionaire - 2012: $2 billion - 2013: $6.7 billion - 2014: $8.4 billion - 2015: $13 billion - 2016: $10.7 billion - 2017: $13.9 billion - 2018: $19.9 billion….show more

@kayEasy_ @opsylojay1 That’s the year Tesla stock went from $20 to $220.

@opsylojay1 That jump from 30Billion to 300 Billion shows something he had been working on finally paid off

@CA_Psychiatry @schadjoe @BarleyDom But now that the games are solidly under 3 hrs, we don’t need the ghost runner as quickly.

@schadjoe @BarleyDom When the games started to regularly go past 10pm and often past 11pm we needed the ghost runner to end the game in a timely fashion. More action on the bases is also just better entertainment.

Let’s give credit to MLB for all the ways they have made the game better Pitch clock Bigger bases ABS challenges Shift ban Pickoff limits Mound visit limits One foot in batter’s box Three batter minimum Pitchcom Extra innings ghost runner Impressive list 👏

@schadjoe @BarleyDom I’d like the ghost runner more in the 12th or 13th. Like all other games, some Regulation style OT is fine but at some point, the game needs to end. After 9, one more turn through the order and then add the ghost runner.

@BarleyDom Some agree

@Pixie1z Weeds. Was great for 2 or 3 seasons. Then it slowly descended into crap.

Can you think of one?

@guideforlovers Most people aren’t having sex. They’re negotiating attention ....

@g_a_vb_iii @Victoria00025 How about once you meet Federal retirement age, you are ineligible to run for Congress ?

@Victoria00025 California has term limits. Same operators, different chairs. The machine didn’t die, it learned musical chairs.

Do you support this!? 👇

@solonerfherder @bravesunis @Braves_Jerseys Last year, the home opener was on a Friday and they went with the standard whites. I’d expect the same today.

@bravesunis @Braves_Jerseys Can we confirm? Want to make sure I wear the correct jersey when I leave my house 2moro morning

Today marks the first day of #BRAVESJERSEYTRACKER where every day for the next 162 I will be posting the records the braves have in each of there 2026 uniforms! I’d love for you guys to follow along :)

@peachesinPA @catturd2 @funsizedspud Season 2 is a slower burn but it has its moments. At one point, you feel bad for the daughter. The end of the season is worth the build up though.

@catturd2 @funsizedspud Oh, you mean the show that has the mother & daughter, that are an insult to women everywhere? Made it 2 episodes in on the 2nd season. Done. And it sucks, because the rest was great.

Sorry I’m not tweeting much tonight - I’m binge watching Landman. It’s sooo freaking good. Have any of you seen it?

@sleepyguy007 @nostalgiafkninc Yes ! When they came out, those V6s were awesome. Somewhere around 2010, this car became the scourge of society.

@nostalgiafkninc i had the previous gen altima, and the generation with the v6 is the one that started the craziness. before that it was sa respectable person's car

Should Nissan be held accountable for what they unleashed onto the streets?

@jdm2186 Maaaaaybe not on the same level but there is also a college Water Polo tournament at Rice.

Thursday is going to be an all-time sports day in Houston 3:10 PM - Angels vs Astros (Opening Day) 6:30 PM - Iowa vs Nebraska (Sweet 16) 9:05 PM - Illinois vs Houston (Sweet 16)

I'll always remember Chuck Norris as the man who changed the course of dodgeball history by casting the deciding vote that allowed Average Joes to play in the championship of the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open where they upset the heavily favored Globo Gym Purple Cobras. RIP. 🙏

@pfinanceblogs @theficouple Yeah, because engine and transmission overhauls aren’t expensive either. Or regular maintenance.

@theficouple The battery replacement is a killer. That has kept us out of the EV game so far.

When you bought the $50,000 Tesla Model Y to save on gas & maintenance. Then you learned: - It loses 20-35% of its value by year 3 - It loses 55-58% of its value by year 5 So by year 5 you lost $35,000+ of value? ....Congrats on saving ~$1,000/yr on gas.

Most husband's would rather hear: I'm exhausted but I want to be close to you than Not tonight, I'm not in the mood. One shows care. The other shows indifference and disinterest Huge difference most wives never clock. I wish they do.

@ronsterd89 $10 if the service is poor. Probably 15-18 for very good service.

@FoxNews As a human, I'm not sure I understand what the expected path was supposed to be. The driver is responsible for the vehicle, FSD is a tool. This is the driver's fault 100%.

If reporters were honest, they would be looking at their own cities and states, and doing what Nick Shirley is doing. They would find scoops everywhere and get tons of views. But they don’t do it because they are not really journalists, they are propagandists.