Jonathan Stone - Sith Acolyte Darth Iratis

From here on out, anyone I see with a #BlueCheckMark coming on this bird app with their stupid shit that they are calling "Free Speech" is automatically getting this meme as a response. I don't make the rules.

@jondelarroz No one wants to see your dopey, wife beating, grifting ass on our Twitter feeds either...

Another one where she's not smiling. This is bad marketing. No one wants to see an angry girl all the time.

@RiseOfAlberta Hey dumbass...

Alberta Independence doesn’t mean losing your Canadian passport. It means having two: Canadian & Albertan.

@jondelarroz Yours, you misogynistic, wife beating, grifting cunt.

Which resting bitch face is more obnoxious?

Did this while my nephew played #pokopia... ROBO-UMBREON!! #pokemonart #pokemon

@jondelarroz You'd be a decent human being if you didn't worry about women so much... Or beat your wife... or just GO AWAY!!!!

She'd be prettier if she smiled.

@AduratheArtist Prompstitutes...

AI Promptstitutes are so insufferable

"He's a menace ... I WANT SPIDER-MAN!" J.K. Simmons is at the Mets game tonight and ran into a familiar face 😂

@JudexxBG Look at all of those OVHoes busting champagne nuts all over him like the bitches they are.

ICE MAN celebration last night after Drake broke Michael Jackson’s record and made history as the first artist to ever break an MJ record.🎉🍾

My dad retired at 59 I will not He had a pension. I have a 401k I can barely fund. He bought his house at 28. I can't touch a down payment at 30. He paid $90 a month for health insurance. I pay $430. At dinner he told me I need to be smarter with money. I nodded. Didn't tell him his entire life was built on an economy that no longer exists. Didn't tell him my generation is paying for his Social Security while ours gets gutted. Didn't tell him the ladder he climbed got pulled up right after him. Just passed the potatoes. Make it make sense

@ericadamsfornyc Maaaaaan, why is an honorary Albanian jumping into the chat like he had something to do with the team winning?

SWEEP!!!

I may have an addiction problem with building things in #Pokemon #Pokopia...

@trudat2020 @Variety I found this one yesterday: youtu.be/7DlF5Cf4VLM?si…

@Variety How can I watch him from Canada? Any YouTube copies?

CBS will stand down and stop any further action on takedowns of Stephen Colbert's public access show. trib.al/DyzP2T3

Well, since I literally have no reason to have it anymore...

Someone posted on Al Gore's internet that we owe #Drake an apology, and they're absolutely right. I'm sorry that I have not been more vicious, relentless, or petty about his shitty music, his inability to be a decent musician or actor, & just being a bitch. I will do better.

@JSwayArt Dope as always

Dani Moonstar (Commission WIP)

Drake is 40, had a child with a pornstar, cries about his exes, raps about what he never did on the iceman album. Kevin Durant is 37, no kids, no wife, no gf, no lotion, fell off as a basketballer & just straight up gobbles whatever Drake drops. You guys are almost 40 moving like losers

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

They forgot the American dumpling

Shoes designed based on how Rob Liefeld draws feet.

Don't threaten US with a good time, Mike!!