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@juulbean
life is like cock and ball torture. but without the cock and balls.
she/her Se unió Ocak 2015
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@harleybaghdad the sandwich alone is almost $8 and you will hate yourself for buying it more with every bite
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Skill issue. Turkey club sour cream glazed Medium 2 cream. A completely serviceable lunch for less than 10 dollars.
X-Ark 🜃@x_ark_kresyx
hot Canadian take: real canadians hate (current day) timmies signed, a canadian
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I would die in weeks without my thyroid medication and I can’t get more than a month at a time lol
tesla adrianne@tesladrianne
every time i see someone say we should be stocking up on prescription medication i want to scream. it doesn’t WORK THAT WAY
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@yuki_white12 genuinely what is so hard about putting a hole, matching slot names to mail, and walking away ?!???$:!&;&4& am i crazy
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I’m guessing there’s going to be another strike soon
CTV News@CTVNews
Canada Post moving ahead with plan to end home delivery ctvnews.ca/business/artic…
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Canada Post moving ahead with plan to end home delivery ctvnews.ca/business/artic…
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@LFauexProd i tell everyone i work with to take smoke breaks even if they don’t smoke lol fresh air is good for the brain
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@collard_greens am i stupid or are u saying u lost half a tank in 2 miles
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honestly, because why did it cost $50 for a full tank in the first place, and then why is it already at half a tank now after only a little bit more driving than my normal commute ???
🪞@allldiamonds
they rose the gasoline prices then cut it with water. i'm fucking convinced.
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@HTGJava @bidenthighjob buddy u may need a re-up on your tinfoil better drop by the grocery store at some point today
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@bidenthighjob Is it not common knowledge that all police forces copy and sell that material after its seized?
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this is even more terrifying when you realize google gemini had to have genuine csam to study to be able to correctly recognize this happening
Lain on the Blockchain@CryptoCyberia
This is hilarious ngl
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@eelgobbler yet that BOTTLED PEACH DRINK REMAINS ?!?!?!?!? I NEVER HAD ONE PERSON ORDER IT, AND IVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE DRINK ONE.
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They took away the powdered timbits, they took away the grilled cheese, they took away the chills, they took away EVERYTHING!!
X-Ark 🜃@x_ark_kresyx
hot Canadian take: real canadians hate (current day) timmies signed, a canadian
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@juulbean I feel bad for my coworkers because my employer said it falls on charge and supervision and my coworkers to make sure I get to pump 🥲
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Unfortunately for my nursing job I’m taking breastfeeding very seriously and am not letting them just push me around when it comes to my schedule, you aren’t putting me on a day that’s disgustingly short staffed and making me figure out how I’m going to pump. If you can’t legally provide me with time to pump then I don’t need to be working that shift.
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@rubysapphrald @jabronijunction yes that’s true but when we have 2 ears i’d expect 2 earrings default 😭
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@juulbean @jabronijunction airpods cost $500 for the PAIR at the HIGH end, these earrings cost $500 for ONE at the LOW end, because airpods are not gold and diamonds
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my stepdad tried to buy my mom .5 karat diamond earrings for her birthday but he didn’t realize that he had to buy each earring separately so they just sent him one single 1 karat earring
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@BarryPierce if you write like this you are borderline illiterate sorry but the majority of the population understands speech in text
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what are you afraid of? having to pay attention?
aloyx@aloyxwrites
authors who don't use quotation marks for dialogues should go straight to jail
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@starzyx_ccc this is a prime example of why u can’t talk people out of eating disorders, they will take the words however they need to feed their addiction
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Some bitches behind me were talking about how ass my outfit is and my first thought wasn’t “wow what cunts” it was “omg theyre ripping on my fit bc can’t call me fat or ugly!” It’s not even a weird fit, and it’s usually paired with how ugly i am, so haha fuck you sluts
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