bean 🦝
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bean 🦝
@juulbean
life is like cock and ball torture. but without the cock and balls.


Idk why we are telling people to bring sandwiches to work when deli meat is quite literally a class 1a carcinogen


Man I just saw the craziest sight here in Vancouver. Some guy at the Shoppers Drug Mart filled up a shopping basket absolutely full of candies and chips and other snacks and things and then just confidently strolled right out the front door. I told the old guy stocking the shelves, and he was like, “yeah and that’s not even the worst. I once saw someone walk out with a 50 inch TV.” He said sometimes the security guards do something, if they are authorized to make arrests, but usually not. He was from the Philippines. “Canadian law says you can’t touch them or that’s assault. Back home the guards have guns and they’d just shoot them.”



@Awk20000 It’s literally so much more expensive to make a sandwich yourself and there’s so much food waste.



This is bc they do not have the time or capacity to create home cooked meals. It’s an issue countless ppl have tried to raise w leftists but big leftists online continue to shame/abuse poor ppl for being forced to rely on these services for meals, which act as a tax on the poor



GUYS HRT IS ACTUALLY REAL AND NOT A MYTH


next on the canadian chopping list... smarties or coffee crisp?

Somebody told me Shoppers Drug Mart does passport photos. So I went to get one done today. It was $28 dollars. Stunned, I took my expensive photos to Service Canada. It was a 90 minute wait. They said I could book an appointment online. The first one available is July 12. Peak efficiency for a government service.






i still think about how my dad was an alcoholic that died before he was 50 yet the doctors asked for consent involving a liver transplant patient and i stood ther confused me: "wdym liver? his liver is still good??" doc: "i mean yeah, the rest of him not so much but yeah."




this is a canadian heritage moment

















