Mark Faraji

@vilcomnetworks You guys don’t pick your calls these days? I’ve been first in line for 34 mins nikingoja mnimalizie tu credit. 😔.

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@SafaricomPLC @BmShaxxy Loving the new *My-one* app good job guys. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

De{cO}de 4.0 Made of Kenya edition ilikuwa mwoto mbaya🔥🔥 ... tulirepresent fully, tukaconnect na tukajibamba! Na obviously tulimaliza na bash ingine ngori, with our hype man @BmShaxxy na DJ Lisney they brought the house down... what an experience 🔥🔥 Shukran mazee to everyone who showed up... you made the experience one to remember! #SafaricomDecode

@Ibn_Silaha Hopefully no fatalities.

Kuna lorry imepata accident hapa Nyali bridge...MAMAE!!!

@blessingx The pause 😂😂 quite cute

So he can breathe better while sleeping

@bonifacemwangi Good ideas, but you’ll have to wait until you are president

Playing pool is not a crime. Yet across Kenya, poor people are beaten, robbed, and brutalised by police for simply relaxing. In Nandi, police raided a pool hall, beat people up, and robbed them for fun. This happens all the time, but luckily this time it was caught on CCTV.

@dbrand Definitely won’t be. But good stuff anyway.

We're giving away the world's rarest smartphone to one lucky customer. Statistically speaking, it probably won't be you.

@KenyaPower_Care I’ve sent a DM kindly respond

Good evening. Please be advised that the following areas will be under scheduled maintenance tomorrow, 05/12/2025. ^LK

@Mrbankstips amen

Amen

@KenyaPower_Care I have shared the requested information please assist

@markfaraji Hello, please provide your account/meter number, a brief description of the location and phone number for assistance via DM. ^R.O

Good evening. Please be advised that the following areas are scheduled for planned power maintenance tomorrow, Wednesday, October 2, 2025. ^RW.

@UberEats @LA28 @TeamUSA I paced an order and paid but my order is not present on the app. Kindly assist

Fueling champions, one delivery at a time 🏅🌴🍔 We’re thrilled to be the official rideshare and on-demand delivery partner of the @LA28 Games and a proud sponsor of @TeamUSA!

@uber_kenya Placed an order on uber eats. The order has disappeared from the app but I already paid via mpesa. What’s happening?

To healthcare workers providing support, this time of crisis, we want to say, Asante! We will be offering free & discounted trips to healthcare workers & the COVID-19 National Taskforce Centre.Thanks to our drivers & delivery people for #movingwhatmatters t.uber.com/wvdgb

@mutinda2 @Uber Did these guys assist you cause I’ve experienced the exact same thing

@Uber I placed an order on uber eats made payment via mpesa at 11.17am (transaction number available on request) the order subsequently disappeared from the app and there is no way of contacting your Kenya office to follow up

@Uber_Support Thank you, I have done so. Waiting for your response.

@markfaraji Thank you for reaching out to us. For us to assist you further, please send us a DM with the email address linked to your account along with the order ID or the date and time the order was placed. Looking forward to your response. twitter.com/messages/compo…

To be chalant, or not to be chalant. That is the question.

@numberonetweep The equalizer

I never see this kind through pass before for my life 😭😂😂💔

@JeremysITLab D

📝 CCNA quiz Which command allows a switch port in access mode to carry a second, tagged VLAN? a) switchport access vlan <vlan> b) switchport voice vlan <vlan> c) switchport access vlan add <vlan> d) switchport trunk allowed vlan add <vlan>

@NoContextHumans 1

Which one is the red ball?

@Jaynkuzi @russembkenya 🤣🤣

🚗+🏎 A unique hybrid of Russian Volga car and Bugatti Chiron - Volgatti - will be now assembled in Mombasa! Manufacturing of the vehicles will commence next month and the produced cars will soon appear in Kenyan taxi services. Can't wait!

@russembkenya April fools joke??