Recovering Cynic

@3YearLetterman @rickastley @Whitesnake @CoachJPruitt @ChuckGrassley @SenFeinstein @AdamSandler @NYCMayor @littlecaesars @CoachJim4UM @Nickelback I mean, the problem with this “parody” account is that how much of a parody can it be when you could plausibly find tens, if not hundreds of thousands of people or more, in this country who would think all this is true.

On this very day 317 years ago, a baby boy was born in the United States of America. That baby would later grow up and literally invent electricity, freedom, currency, and democracy during his presidency. Happy Birthday, President Franklin. We miss you.

@RightWingWatch My God, the sheer volume of sociopathy in this country seems to grow by the day. That someone can voice the opinion that a person who murdered 12 million human beings was “really fucking cool” & receive praise & support from their massive following of fans is frightening.

Nick Fuentes is not even bothering to hide his adoration of Hitler these days: "'Hitler was a pedophile and kind of a pagan.' It's like, well, he was also really fucking cool. ... This guy's awesome, this guy's cool."

@NBAlik_Metalik @RightWingWatch You know, you’re leaving out a small detail: MLK DIDN’T MURDER 12,000,000 PEOPLE. NEITHER DID GEORGE WASHINGTON If you think Hitler was “cool”, you are a straight up sociopath. End of story.

@SufiMindtricks @acweyand @Delta That has to be one of the least genuine smiles I’ve ever seen.

Thanks @Delta but I actually don’t need, and didn’t ask, for your permission to wear a mask on board. And all the trolls, you can hold your breath because I’m loving how I no longer get sick post air travel and am never going back.

@washingtonpost “Alcohol use disorder”? What in the chicken fried fuck is that? It’s called alcoholism. Or being an alcoholic. Does EVERYTHING nowadays have to be relabeled in the most absurd ways to avoid the slightest possibility that someone’s delicate sensibilities may be offended?

Nonalcoholic drinks may help those staying sober for Dry January, but they could be a trigger for anyone with alcohol use disorder wapo.st/3CWo1Bw

@JacksonLahmeyer Next level stupid.

🔹Under FBI Watch For Politics 🔹Against Endless Foreign Wars 🔹Judge Character Not Color Of Skin 🔹Bible Believing Christian Pretty sure if Dr. King were alive to today that he would be MAGA 🇺🇸 Happy MLK Day‼️

@blancadiega5 @TimRunsHisMouth @bone00afide I just swam in a swimming pool filled with COVID!!!

@TimRunsHisMouth @bone00afide I just threw away 8 brand new covid tests!

I’ve received 5 total mRNA COVID vaccinations and I am not at all concerned.

@moosejaa @jakeshieldsajj @bone00afide Right, I want my doctor to be a 2nd Amendment zealot in case I need him to shoot me during my procedure and I want to make sure he doesn’t use pronouns, in case one of the pronouns infects my body during an operation.

@jakeshieldsajj @bone00afide Gun control advocate with pronouns in his bio. I would find another doctor.

@senderowiczj @CrankyFed Every day he is allowed to remain in the House of Representatives, he does irreparable damage to the society. It sends the message, particularly to kids, that you can be a scumbag and be rewarded for it.

We cannot allow this guy to resign. His entertainment Value Over Replacement Politician is off the charts. And unlike an unfit President, he’s not in a position to inflict that much damage even if he tries.

@pointsnfigures1 @fasc1nate

@fasc1nate they didn't work then, don't work now

@patriottakes These folks are either delusional or they’re gaslighting us. Or both. We have examples of Democrats who’ve resigned over much, much less. They know this. They’re just gaslighting to build their brand.

“We can’t afford to lose any seats. …I don’t care if Santos is a lying scumbag.”

@Reece_Evans17 @codeineclipz @DailyLoud Right, the human race experienced no problems before 1796. Also, please bring back smallpox, the bubonic plague, and polio. I miss the havoc, misery, pain, and suffering those pathogens caused humanity for millennia. 🙄

@codeineclipz @DailyLoud vaccinations were invented in 1796, isn’t it suspicious that all of the problems we have today happened after this date?

7th dead whale washes up on Jersey Shore which has many people concerned 🙏😔

@oldtrafford__ @DailyLoud Yes, you speak for everyone. Thanks for letting all 8 billion of us know who speaks for all of us at all times on every issue. What a relief!

@DailyLoud I speak for everyone when I say that's absolute selfishness. I'd have shared half of the money with my fam if that was me

In 2019, a Jamaican man turned up to collect his winning $1.5 million lottery check wearing a Scream mask so his relatives wouldn’t hound him for money‼️💰

@Freaky_Goddess_ @Izzyiz111 @DailyLoud This is definitely the dumbest thing I’ve read on Twitter today. Congrats.

Photos of Kanye West’s new wife Bianca Censori 📸

@OldAlexinTucky @OrwellNGoode Totally, people be doin’ dis like cray-cray yo just las’ week I dun had sevril friends dump dey mama’s ashes in de river!! Totally cool and not problematic at all!

@OrwellNGoode Most people do this anyways. Those ashes are not living and no matter what your beliefs are, they are not hiding in that jar at that point. They are in a better place no matter if they are or aren't.

@BenMank77 Only if you tell us first what color George Washington’s white horse was.

Without saying anything except your age, tell us how old you are.

@youlovevally @DailyLoud Yeah, who among us can’t relate to that hidden desire to decapitate your newlywed spouse? 🙄

@DailyLoud sad part is you can never truly KNOW someone, we all got something hidden in us.

Newlywed wife decapitated in a “gruesome” killing by husband.

@AlanBryan7 @NantucketBhoy @GOPChairwoman Apologies for my snarky comment about “educating yourself”. That’s uncalled for and it doesn’t help anything. I get caught in the stupidity of all this sometimes and forget that we’re all human beings here.

@AlanBryan7 @NantucketBhoy @GOPChairwoman It’s a nice & rare moment in our society where two people who are probably on very different sides of the political spectrum can still agree on anything. At least we can agree that we’d like to live in a place where everybody gets the same treatment. That’s a good place to start.

Between Biden’s office, home, and garage, the FBI is going to have quite a lot of raids to conduct.

@AlanBryan7 @NantucketBhoy @GOPChairwoman We are in agreement.