NailBiting4Fun

@cadinvests 10M is the goal - at 7-8M I’m sure I’d have tough decisions to make. Will report back when I get there 😂

@nailbiting4fun So about 6 million

What’s YOUR ideal retirement savings number?

@RealJackPoor @DoucheBagInvest

Teaching him the most important crypto skill: How to watch his portfolio go down without panicking.

@DoucheBagInvest @JonahLupton Ahaha CK was the shit back then.

@JonahLupton Crazy that perfume and cologne are back in style. I remember in highschool, I was able to CK One for $15 CAD. Same shit is like $100 now. Recently, been buying my wife a bunch and you really do need to spend $$$ to buy the good shit.

PSA: not my typical post but it’s long overdue… most of you are wearing shitty colognes and it needs to stop… please do yourself a favor and buy some Maison Francis Kurkdijan Baccarat 540 Rouge… I promise your friends and family will thank you. I’m at my breaking point… if I have to sit next to one more person on a train, plane or anywhere else that is wearing cheap stinky cologne I’m going to snap. If you don’t want to spend $350 on a bottle of cologne then I believe there are some knockoff brands that probably smell the same and cost 80% less.

@DoucheBagInvest When you were in sales, I believe you would say “I’m too busy” as part of your strategy

Asked my buddy at Porsche Centre North Toronto for a good contact out west so I can possibly see if I can order a GT3. He messaged me back and said the guy was expecting my call. I called yesterday and left a message. Just crickets. No call back nothing. FFS what kind of sales rep is this? I was in enterprise sales for 20 years. I’d be calling back asap. Perhaps Porsche sales reps still think it’s 2023. What would you do?

@RileyDaMenace @HoopsCrave @DoucheBagInvest

@HoopsCrave Well you love hoes nigga that's the difference

Drake on why he’s single:

@EN0CX @DoucheBagInvest I know you rep bloods but thought I'd share

He pulled off the smoothest Crip Walk I’ve ever seen. He might have even done it better than Snoop Dogg. 🔥😂

@dougboneparth @DoucheBagInvest

Last minute Father’s Day gift ideas for under $400K: 1. Porsche 911 GT3 RS

@MikeBales @DoucheBagInvest

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot, and so did my kids. I went to work, and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there, and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay,” I said. She came out five minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting naked on the sofa.

@LegsShow @DoucheBagInvest

Margot Robbie

@gnarleyjs @PhoenixTrade @Nailrippin4fun The missus was asking about you

@gnarleyjs @PhoenixTrade @Nailrippin4fun

Big wins keep coming with $HYPE and $ZEC today. Really enjoy using @PhoenixTrade I gave this entry 36 hours ago.

@ofootball__ @DoucheBag168

Cameraman: "I found the real highlight". 🤣 Via: Insta - thechiaracleo

@JustMee007X @martypartymusic ZEUS…Accumulate <$1

@martypartymusic Just like your zeus n Sui calls

Standard Chartered: Bitcoin’s fall to nearly $59,000 marks its lowest point; ‘winter is over.’

@MarketPalmer_ $4.32

What's the largest dollar "emergency" you could afford right now without going into debt or selling stocks?

@222Hanzo @ReddCinema @DoucheBag168

@ReddCinema Taking a dick in your ass is less gay than this😭😭😭

when y’all got the same mom but different dads 😭

@D__Zachi Me vs. you - I’m the fat guy @DoucheBag168

When Andy Ruiz forced Hamer to quit in between rounds 😳

@ericjackson @JulianJacksonJJ Hope he makes the best of that 200k tuition! Onwards!

My baby boy… my marketing manager… my rock… @julianjacksonjj … he graduated from high school today. The boy is now a man. I am so proud of him. How hard he’s worked the last 3 years to get here. A new door has opened and he’s walking through it. Some days are more special.

@BaldKnower If Solana was at $300 today you’d be asking for 75 sol (missed opportunity) and he’d be arguing he owed you 15k … next time either just give the money away or agree beforehand. Take the L and preserve friendship

i lent my friend 15k in Solana (Solana was at 200 bucks and i sent him 75SOL) He's trying to square up with me and send me 75 solana today, but 75 solana is now worth 4875 am i wrong here that he owes 15k not 75 SOL?

@0xbags @DoucheBag168