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says ‘im pickle rick’ in the borat voice and my pineal gland instantly releases a lethal dose of DMT
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@opensourceq
the dude who was 420 on 9/11
cheese stank Se unió Ağustos 2015
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@gayest_tone i posted a reddit screenshot on tumblr and got someone under arguing that we need to normalize having zero social interactions. they’re deadly serious
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Like come on do you all really wonder why you might have trouble selling this whole thing, when your proposal is “total destruction of normal social interaction” x.com/withspiders/st…
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I can’t really take you seriously when your first retweet is “you only want to be social in large groups because of capitalism”
wear a mask!@wrath_776
Man the antimask left just zaps my hope for a better world more than any other group. You have the political framework to understand why this VERY SIMPLE thing matters and you just won't do it and have fits when anyone mentions it. Embarrassing clown shit.
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there are two truly american art forms: jazz and eating in your car
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*talking to sharks at shark tank* it’s called Kratom. It’s not pills, it’s dirt. And you can buy it at the vape store. Take three that’s an adderall. Take 15 *pause for dramatic effect* that’s a perky brothers and sisters
Mark Cuban: what does it taste like ?
Me: Dog Ashes
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@Tetradugenikid fig newtons should give rap sponsorships to increase their salience among the youth like the migos potato chips
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I was talking to my neighbor and his son, and his son told me he beats kids up at school and takes their fig newtons. He had a whole story, and his dad was looking at me like "he's making all this up." It was really entertaining. We need more storytelling like that in media
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tucker carlson voice: and in the latest news, the man from mars is eating bars. whose fault is this? who should we blame?
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If I was a red army soldier and I just slaughtered the armies of Baal i would also snatch a couple rollies off some dead chuds tbh #Yoink #FindersKeepers
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According to Likud run health services, Israel was reportedly struck by a missile, allegedly from Iran. No word yet on whether the civilians there denounce Bibi. Before you condemn, remember Iran gives advance warnings and was trying to strike terrorist tunnels
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white people really love the sinners score
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Rough Estimate has it that ~78,000,000,000 gallons of water has fallen on Oahu in the last 24 hours, thats almost enough to fill your mom's bathtub.
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@jard_sard you have to click on the giant “instagram” logo at the top of your feed and there will be a “following” tab
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like twitter is bad but instagram is fucking terrible. What do you mean you have to be following someone to mute them? At least here you have the option to only see people you follow in chronological order with no "suggested posts".
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@gmoult their website says founded 1914, which seems plausible for a construction date
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orthodox triple decker
st. john the divine orthodox church, monessen, pa
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Mr. Lincoln, sir, do you believe the confederate states of america have the right to exist as a White confederation of states?
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@Tetradugenikid “carlotta valdez clears flagpole sitta”
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Your average middle aged man is simply walking around waiting and hoping for the chance to tell you that many one hit wonders were talented musicians and songwriters who simply met poor circumstances. And he's right to do this.
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