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@BeardedQueer @A119Jose @nwraised87 @SharpFootball The best ability is availability

Sources: Eagles fired offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo. Eagles now will be going on their fifth OC in five years, with two of them leaving for head coaching jobs.

@vaughnXvon @Eagles So that happened

Kevin Patullo has been named our Offensive Coordinator. #FlyEaglesFly

@WordOnTheBirds Lockdown 🔒 🔒 🔒

QUINYON MITCHELL INTERCEPTION 🚨

@jennwilliams23 If big play Slay re-signs you gotta let me win a ticket giveaway

Yall having a good day today?

@JoshReynolds24 Go birds

🦅 BIRDS GAMEDAY TRADITION 🦅 When the Birds beat the Buccaneers, someone will win a Birds jersey of their choice! To win: 1) Like & Retweet 2) Follow @JoshReynolds24 3) Drop a Go Birds! Winners selected Monday night! Go Birds! ***IMPORTANT*** Winner will NOT be DM’d from any other account & will NOT be asked to fill out a form. These are scam accounts pretending to be me. I will DM you from my account congratulating you & asking for details.

@WordOnTheBirds Just pulled his jersey out of my closet and put it on 🫡

Thank you Miles 🙏

@LawsNation @_MLFootball @ScooterMagruder @mtag1993 @Spoonie881 @tx_princess78 Now do Nolan Smith

**T.J. Watt – Playoff Career Stats:** • 6 solo tackles • 2 assists • 1.0 sack • Averaging 0.25 sacks per game • Zero interceptions • Zero forced fumbles • 1 fumble recovery • 1 touchdown **Myles Garrett – Playoff Career Stats:** • 5 solo tackles • 1 assist • 1.0 sack • Averaging ~0.33 sacks per game • Zero interceptions • Zero forced fumbles • Zero fumble recoveries • Zero touchdowns

MICAH PARSONS HAS SOME OF THE WORST PLAYOFF STATS EVER: • 8 solo tackles • 10 assists • 1.0 sack • Averaging 0.25 sacks per game • Zero interceptions • Zero forced fumbles • Zero fumble recoveries • Zero touchdowns • 3 total quarterback hits • 3 tackles for loss 😬😬

@firstroundmock @RGIII Nolan smith has a better playoff resume

@RGIII One problem. Micah Parsons has 1 sack in 4 playoff games. He hasn’t proven to be a closer in the NFL.

The Green Bay Packers trading for Micah Parsons makes them a bonafide Super Bowl Contender with a closer.

@DAZN_CA eagles vs. Bengals game has no commentary audio. Tried on multiple devices. Game noise only

@TMafianie @jonmachota No control but great effort

@jonmachota After freeze frame you right that boy is filthy 😂😂

Dak to George Pickens TD

@Dakneez @rod_gillis @TimHoustonNS We’re fresh off a municipal election and the prior council also approved it.

@rod_gillis @TimHoustonNS Who voted for Morris becoming a one-way street?

As Premier, I have a responsibility to stand up for Nova Scotians who are concerned with ever-worsening traffic problems in Halifax. I won’t stand by as decisions are made that will make their lives worse. If HRM Council proceeds with increasing congestion by making Morris a one-way street, the provincial government will be forced to act.

Patriots: We would like to pay Chris Godwin $30,000,000. Buccaneers: Mhm I don’t think so. Patriots: That’s okay we have Chris Godwin at home. We’ll draft Emeka Egbuka instead! Buccaneers:

Eagles Super Bowl champ Jalen Hurts has been named one of Time Magazine’s 100 most influential people in the world. Here is what Derek Jeter wrote about him. “I admire how great athletes deal with both success and failure. What Jalen Hurts went through in being benched during the 2018 National Championship game would break a lot of people down. But not Jalen; he focused on what he could control and found a new path to success. In the NFL, Jalen didn’t let a Super Bowl defeat in 2023 shake his confidence. He used that loss as motivation and kept a picture of himself walking off the field after losing as his phone lock screen. This past February, Jalen found himself on the Super Bowl stage again. This time he led Philadelphia to a convincing victory in its rematch with Kansas City. We connected shortly after, and the only thing he asked about was insight on going back and winning again. Sometimes people win, then exhale. Jalen is not exhaling. He’s embracing the next challenge. Win or lose, Jalen’s resilience and determination offer all of us something to admire.” -Derek Jeter in Time

@jennwilliams23 Gonna miss u Jenn pls keep doing ticket giveaways so your boy can go to an eagles game

Real tears.

It’s absolutely unacceptable that the Bloc Québécois Leader is insistent on blocking Atlantic Canada from accessing Western Canada's energy. In the national interest, I urge him to rethink his position and support increasing our country’s energy security.

@jennwilliams23 I can’t find one online either!! Help me out Jenn???

Send me your address, I’ll get you one!

GIVEAWAY TIME!!!💚🦅🖤 RT RT RT!! Treat yourself with this official Super Bowl LIX Champions football! I'm giving away 2 of them so RT this tweet for your chance to win! Or skip the theatrics and secure yours here: (link below)

@Eagles “I know” 🐐

Have no fear, the Mic'd Up TD is here 👀

I said before this play “Why tf is Avonte Maddox on my screen?”