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Schmanda

@schmanda

I am no one of consequence.

VA Se unió Ekim 2008
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Ramblin Rover
Ramblin Rover@grablekelly05·
@HokieHoos @micah_erfan So I guess the rich paying 62% of all federal taxes isn’t enough for you. They make up 5% of our population. Why don’t you address the 40% who pay 0!federal taxes. Hypocrite.
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Micah
Micah@micah_erfan·
🚨 DEMOCRATS JUST PASSED PAID SICK & MEDICAL LEAVE IN VIRGINIA. Starting January 1, 2029, every working Virginian will be able to take paid time off for illness, having a new child, or caring for a family member.
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Schmanda
Schmanda@schmanda·
@ok_post_guy We could fund M4A by slapping a 50% income tax penalty* on anyone who unironically insists on trying to make "It's Joever" still happen in the year 2026. *Per occurrence
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Schmanda
Schmanda@schmanda·
@MerriamWebster Could you reiterate to the good people of the internets that, when reacting to something very sad, in all likelihood the word they're looking for is "bawling," not "balling?"
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Merriam-Webster
Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster·
Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
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Schmanda
Schmanda@schmanda·
@Acyn Jesse Watters SYBAU Challenge
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Acyn@Acyn·
Watters: Any time they lose an election, they have a panic attack. It’s always a crisis when they’re not in power.
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The Subtext
The Subtext@TrueSubtext·
@MrRobzilla @mattvanswol 😂 yeah it neighbors Asheville where I lived for a while. And this is like the 4th time he’s posted this exact dumb shit.
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
This is footage of the "NO KINGS" protest in Black Mountain NC... Nearly EVERY SINGLE PERSON at this protest is White and over the age of 65. You cannot make this up!!!!!!
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Golg From Bism
Golg From Bism@golgfrombism·
@atk825 @Wilson__Valdez The best part of it was that she made chicken stock out of BONELESS chicken thigh and then threw away the chicken.
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Centrism Fan Acct 🔹
Centrism Fan Acct 🔹@Wilson__Valdez·
Meegan, speaking of food, how come you don't post about how much the cost of groceries (and chicken soup) cost anymore? Under the last admin, you really loved to chide the Libs for being out of touch when it cost you $80 to make a pot of soup. What gives?
Megan McArdle@asymmetricinfo

I've been on one cruise in my life. Food was mediocre so I ate reasonable portions of salad and protein and skipped the rest. People who had paid thousands of dollars for a fancy stateroom were incredulous that I would voluntarily forego my free dessert.

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Geraldo Rivera
Geraldo Rivera@GeraldoRivera·
Karoline Leavitt is a terrific White House press secretary, and spokesperson for the president, measured, controlled, informed, competent. Whether you’re right or left, Republican or Democrat you have to appreciate competence and loyalty.
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Eli
Eli@rats7·
might be breaking an NDA by posting this but i got invited to the "ebay kitchen beta" and everyone needs to see this
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Schmanda
Schmanda@schmanda·
@amuse @jzux Deadnaming sucks but I think we can agree an exception can be made when a) it involves a hellsite, and 2) the new name is as stupid as X.com, the everything app.
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@amuse
@amuse@amuse·
@jzux No one has Tweeted in years. Quit using x’s deadname as a verb.
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trash jones
trash jones@jzux·
“zohran’s wife tweeted bad stuff at age 15” ok have you seen what the president of the United States is currently tweeting at age 79
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Narinder Kaur
Narinder Kaur@narindertweets·
The Duchess of Sussex is not obligated to show her children's faces into a system specifically designed to bring them down. I find it amusing how much this winds the haters up! If only you'd been NICE perhaps we would have seen the faces of a UK Prince and Princess.
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WN
WN@ordinaryinsane·
@cdg1228 @ValleyGirl629 I don’t understand what you are trying to tell me. 😂😂😂
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Nelly
Nelly@ValleyGirl629·
Embarrassing 😳 The mother of a patient (Sophie) calls out Derangers for their unhinged behavior @ Duchess Meghan’s hospital visit. She said Meghan’s visit lit up Sophie’s world & meant more to them than words can say! Royal family sycophants, who raised you?
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Schmanda
Schmanda@schmanda·
@RonFilipkowski Something something, so preoccupied with whether they could, et cetera et cetera...
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Ron Filipkowski
Ron Filipkowski@RonFilipkowski·
I regret to inform America that this was just posted by the HHS Secretary.
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The Election Center
The Election Center@ElectionCenter_·
The difference is Bernie sanders is good on policy while clyburn is not.
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Zach
Zach@Zach795686·
@schmanda @HMHB19 @NotHoodlum @Suzierizzo1 All I was saying is that bush was golfing while we were at war with Afghanistan and you said that didn’t count for some reason because we didn’t invade Iraq until 2003
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
Hoodlum 🇺🇸@NotHoodlum·
Bush on why he quit golf during the war: “I didn’t want some mom whose son may have died to see the commander-in-chief playing golf. I owe it to the families to be in solidarity as best I can. And I think playing golf during a war sends the wrong signal.” Senile Satan: 👇
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